CASA GRANDE located on Rancho Danza del Sol

Hey Matthew. I kinda knew it. But 3 stars? Bummer. The guest after you never wanted to leave. Said it was the best experience of her life And, We took such good care of you and your two nonstop crying twin babies. Got you fresh towels. Got rid of your diaper buckets. Cleaned where your kids had broken stuff. our house looked so out of control, yikes. I could tell the whole time our totally amazing vibe and Narnia wasnt yours since you had the entire house closed the whole time. I would recommend a hotel for you, but I don’t know if a hotel could handle that much crying and noise from those babies. You never sat outside. No walks. Bro the whole place is narnia. . I don’t understand why you just stayed indoor the whole time while at the ranch with the doors closed. it’s not for you bro. . PS. Those are geckos. Not lizards. Geckos are cute as hell and do nothing There were no mice for a fact! Rarely, we have a mouse. But it’s rare because of all the activity and the rescue doggies. After all it’s a 25 acre bountiful mango farm. Good luck amigo

Perhaps the most ludicrous review in history. Ok , let’s start with the outside shower…. Yes it’s open to the sky! That’s what makes it amazing. Who’s looking down at you? God? Umm he’s pretty much seen you. Lol. Ok, Dogs “peeing on our beautiful Mexican blankets that are on our outside furniture. hahaha. Ok, you just lost all credibility. So Deysi and Rubén can’t have kids. Those amazing doggies that EVERYONE loves ARE their kids. They get chicken/rice soup twice a week!. And Shampoo’d. Yes they rest on the outside furniture. But guests love hanging out with them. When deysi and Ruben heard what you wrote, they burst out laughing. Every single review says the opposite of you. They love the doggies! And invite them to sleep with them. We are totally ok with that. Also, the guests at the ranch who were there at the exact same time as you said the pool was glorious! And they swam every day in crystal clear water. Also, interesting, you have my personal cell. So you complain that you ran out of drinking water trying to make your review sound more dramatic. Like you were suddenly without drinking water. Hahaha. Please. You mean you ran out of the free 5 gallon big blue jug we provide? Just a text that you ran out, or a quick word to deysi and Ruben who live there on the ranch, and you would have had a fresh new jug. Towels? You say you had beach towels in bathrooms? Umm those are high quality clean bathroom towel sets. Deysi mentioned to me that as an elderly person you barely went outside. Sad. That you kept the house closed. Sad. It’s so amazing as an indoor/ outdoor living space all open to our mango trees. Did you eat any mangos? Nope. Bummer for you. All of these false attacks speak of vindictiveness and we don’t know why. Sad when people are like that. There’s no reason. You were literally in narnia, but you decided to stay indoors mostly. Oh yeah, wine glasses. Yes, we use jars now. Excuse me, but no one is more of a wine connoisseur than me. And fact is when we provide wine glasses with the tall stems they Always get broken by guests and since we have stone patios and stone floors that thin glass shatters in a way that’s very dangerous. And fact is wine in a glass jar or tumbler is how many in Sonoma county drink it. .sorry no mango box for you for Xmas. Better you stay in a hotel with long hallways and doors and a room key with artificial air. Saludos BigPapaDirk .