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Historic Ranch House with two queen beds at Joshua Tree Container Resort and spa
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Reviews
4.0 out of 10
1 bedroom 1 bathroom Sleeps 2 48.9 sq m
Popular amenities
Explore the area
Twentynine Palms, CA
- Joshua Tree National Park Oasis Visitor Center
- 29 Palms Historical Society
- Joshua Tree National Park North Entrance
Rooms & beds
1 bedroom (sleeps 2)
Bedroom 1
2 Queen Beds
1 bathroom
Bathroom 1
Bidet · Toilet · Shower only · Outdoor shower
Spaces
Deck or patio
Porch or lanai
Outdoor shower
Kitchen
Outdoor play area
Garden
About this property
Historic Ranch House with two queen beds at Joshua Tree Container Resort and spa
Creates by artist John Henry Jones, the Ranch House Hacienda is 1 of 3, private, complete, Tiny-Home suites available for rent on the El Ranchito compound. At 512 Sq. Ft. it's the largest standalone unit on the ranch, w/ 1 queen & a 10" futon queen inside, full kitchen, bathroom, private screened-in outdoor living room (with queen bed), close access the hot tub & lap pool, hammock palapa, gym, patio, lounges, daybed, BBQ, fire pit and outdoor showers.
Please note: the "Entire Place" designation refers to guests having the entire Ranch House to themselves, while the gym and pool patio are shared spaces. There are also tons of shaded outdoor living spaces, including a suspended treepod bed.
Please note: the "Entire Place" designation refers to guests having the entire Ranch House to themselves, while the gym and pool patio are shared spaces. There are also tons of shaded outdoor living spaces, including a suspended treepod bed.
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Amenities
Pool
Hot tub
Kitchen
Pet-friendly
Free WiFi
Air conditioning
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House Rules
Check in after 4:00 PM
Minimum age to rent: 16
Check out before 11:00 AM
Children
Children allowed: ages 0–17
Events
Events allowed: family gatherings, birthday parties, weddings
Events only allowed with fees and prior approval
Pets
Pets allowed: limit 2 total
Smoking
Smoking is not permitted
Important information
You need to know
Extra-person charges may apply and vary depending on property policy
Government-issued photo identification and a credit card, debit card or cash deposit may be required at check-in for incidental charges
Special requests are subject to availability upon check-in and may incur additional charges; special requests cannot be guaranteed
Parties and events (including family gatherings, birthday parties and weddings) are allowed on site. Maximum attendees: 25
Note from host: Events only allowed with fees and prior approval
Host has indicated that there is a carbon monoxide detector on the property
Host has indicated that there is a smoke detector on the property
Safety features at this property include a fire extinguisher and a deadlock
Property Registration Number CESTRP-2023-01317
About the area
Twentynine Palms
Located in Twentynine Palms, this apartment is in a rural area. The area's natural beauty can be seen at Joshua Tree National Park and Joshua Tree National Park Oasis Visitor Center, while Smith's Ranch Drive-In Theater and 29 Palms Historical Society are cultural highlights. Twentynine Palms Chamber of Commerce and Sky's the Limit Observatory and Nature Center are also worth visiting. Make sure you get close to the area's animals with activities such as game walks and birdwatching.
Twentynine Palms, CA
Getting around
Restaurants
- Coyote Grill - 19 min drive
- McDonald's - 17 min drive
- Churches Chicken - 17 min drive
- Cactus - 16 min drive
- Carl's Jr. - 14 min drive
Frequently asked questions
About the host
Hosted by Jonesy

Lifelong horseman, professional musician, longtime rock climber, hiker, cyclist and surfer. My house burnt down in the creek fire in 2017 and I moved out to my ranch full time thereafter, and built this container resort to provide high end living in the desert wilderness. We have no light pollution, very little sound except the sounds of the desert and its wildlife, we are very secluded and the stargazing here is world class (literally people come from all over the world to stay here and look at the skies, the rock faces, and the flora and fauna that surrounds us.
Why they chose this property
El Ranchito Wellness Inn and Spa is a super chill spot. A lot of awesome musicians, actors, directors, painters, hikers, cyclists, climbers, and athletes of all stripes have stayed and recreated here, and created some fabulous things. Lots of good juju here.
Aside from the magical delights up in the park, there's great hiking, biking and desert wandering going right out from the ranch house, across the open desert, or ride the dirt roads in our area, or bushwhack cross country in the nearby foothills.
On the ranch there's a pool patio spa next to a lap pool, lounges and daybeds, a palapa with eight hammocks, two outdoor showers and a second spa in in a private cabana (a hot tub in a cabana, that locks from the inside, uses a vacant/occupied sign system, and has no sight lines in), all make El Ranchito de la Playa a fun, romantic and often inspiring sanctuary. It's really important to us that you revel and recreate in our little corner of the Mojave, a place we dearly love. Our goal is to achieve an almost instant dropping of your heart rate as you first relax into a hammock, lounge, rocking chair, or jacuzzi, take in the oceanic desert that engulfs you and the trillions of stars above that shine down, the galaxial sky's awesomeness inevitably softening the heart.
We also offer ATV, Quad, and Fat-Sand-Tire Electric Mountain Bike guided tours of the surrounding desert area.
Additionally we directly offer golf cart rentals to our guests staying at the ranch. If interested please let us know and we'll send you the info.
And we also offer Equine therapy and Horse Experiences.
All subject to availability.
If there's any biking, running, climbing, dirtbiking, horseback riding or hiking you'd like to do while you're in the Joshua Tree area, we'll give you solid recommends (I.e. re: hiking: how long, how difficult, elevation gain/mostly flat/rollers, etc). Think of us as your Joshua Tree Desert concierge.
Aside from the magical delights up in the park, there's great hiking, biking and desert wandering going right out from the ranch house, across the open desert, or ride the dirt roads in our area, or bushwhack cross country in the nearby foothills.
On the ranch there's a pool patio spa next to a lap pool, lounges and daybeds, a palapa with eight hammocks, two outdoor showers and a second spa in in a private cabana (a hot tub in a cabana, that locks from the inside, uses a vacant/occupied sign system, and has no sight lines in), all make El Ranchito de la Playa a fun, romantic and often inspiring sanctuary. It's really important to us that you revel and recreate in our little corner of the Mojave, a place we dearly love. Our goal is to achieve an almost instant dropping of your heart rate as you first relax into a hammock, lounge, rocking chair, or jacuzzi, take in the oceanic desert that engulfs you and the trillions of stars above that shine down, the galaxial sky's awesomeness inevitably softening the heart.
We also offer ATV, Quad, and Fat-Sand-Tire Electric Mountain Bike guided tours of the surrounding desert area.
Additionally we directly offer golf cart rentals to our guests staying at the ranch. If interested please let us know and we'll send you the info.
And we also offer Equine therapy and Horse Experiences.
All subject to availability.
If there's any biking, running, climbing, dirtbiking, horseback riding or hiking you'd like to do while you're in the Joshua Tree area, we'll give you solid recommends (I.e. re: hiking: how long, how difficult, elevation gain/mostly flat/rollers, etc). Think of us as your Joshua Tree Desert concierge.
What makes this property unique
We have no light pollution, very little sound except the sounds of the desert and its wildlife, we are very secluded and the stargazing here is world class (literally people come from all over the world to stay here and look at the skies, the rock faces, and the flora and fauna that surrounds us. Here at the Joshua Tree Container resort, everything is high end, and we have a lap pool, two hot tubs, an outdoor gym, a hammock palapa, lounges and daybeds. The Ranch House Suite features a large outdoor, screened-in living room that our guests just love.
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