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We're All Mad Here D-4 in Paradise Lakes NUDIST Community for Adults 30+
Lakefront condo with private pool and kitchen
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Reviews
9.8 out of 10
Exceptional
1 bedroom1 bathroomSleeps 242.4 sq m
Popular amenities
Explore the area
Lutz, FL
- Place, Tampa Premium Outlets8 min drive
- Place, University of South Florida18 min drive
- Place, Busch Gardens Tampa Bay20 min drive
- Airport, Tampa, FL (TPA-Tampa Intl.)30 min drive
Rooms & beds
1 bedroom (sleeps 2)
A King Size Bed in The Queen of Hearts Bedroom
1 King Bed
1 bathroom
Don't be late for your BATHROOM date!
Soap · Towels provided · Bathtub or shower · Bathtub · Toilet · Shampoo · Hair dryer
Spaces
Deck or patio
Kitchen
Balcony
Garden
About this property
We're All Mad Here D-4 in Paradise Lakes NUDIST Community for Adults 30+
Escape to a world of whimsy of Alice in Wonderland in our enchanting one-bedroom, one-bath condo nestled within a NUDIST COMMUNITY inside Paradise Lakes Clothing Optional Resort. Surprises are everywhere! Fall down the rabbit hole and indulge in our KING-SIZE bed in the Queen of Hearts bedroom. Ascend to the psychedelic mushroom loft for a truly trippy escape. Whether you're celebrating your “un-birthday” or seeking a nonsensical reason to escape reality, our Wonderland-inspired condo is perfect for your very important date.
QUALITY ACCOMMODATIONS
We take pride in our condos, offering quality, plush towels, memory foam mattresses, and a fully equipped kitchen. If you need something - don't hesitate to ask! Doug and Traci, your hosts, live on the premises. If this is your first visit, ask about our signature golf cart tour.
CENTRAL LOCATION
Paradise Lakes is close to EVERYTHING. In addition to Paradise Lakes Resort, you are a 5-10 minute drive from Wal-mart, grocery stores, restaurants, and shopping centers. Also within a 30-45 minute drive is Busch Gardens, Ybor City, Tampa International Airport, and numerous Gulf Beaches.
PARADISE LAKES CLOTHING OPTIONAL RESORT
Your stay at Paradise Lakes includes the grounds of Paradise Lakes but does not include entrance to Paradise Lakes Resort. If you wish to visit Paradise Lakes Resort, there is an additional membership fee paid directly to the resort.
READ BEFORE YOU BOOK:
In case you missed it...OUR CONDO IS IN A NUDIST COMMUNITY. Due to our units' smaller size and the community's predominantly adult nature, we do not recommend this condo for families with children or those offended by nudity. If you're curious about nudism, Paradise Lakes is a great place to give it a try and you'll love our friendly community! We do not allow pets or parties. Each guest will be asked to complete an additional application per our condo association rules. For the safety of our nudist neighbors, our condo association reserves the right to background check all of our guests. This condo is on the second floor, and there is no elevator.
QUALITY ACCOMMODATIONS
We take pride in our condos, offering quality, plush towels, memory foam mattresses, and a fully equipped kitchen. If you need something - don't hesitate to ask! Doug and Traci, your hosts, live on the premises. If this is your first visit, ask about our signature golf cart tour.
CENTRAL LOCATION
Paradise Lakes is close to EVERYTHING. In addition to Paradise Lakes Resort, you are a 5-10 minute drive from Wal-mart, grocery stores, restaurants, and shopping centers. Also within a 30-45 minute drive is Busch Gardens, Ybor City, Tampa International Airport, and numerous Gulf Beaches.
PARADISE LAKES CLOTHING OPTIONAL RESORT
Your stay at Paradise Lakes includes the grounds of Paradise Lakes but does not include entrance to Paradise Lakes Resort. If you wish to visit Paradise Lakes Resort, there is an additional membership fee paid directly to the resort.
READ BEFORE YOU BOOK:
In case you missed it...OUR CONDO IS IN A NUDIST COMMUNITY. Due to our units' smaller size and the community's predominantly adult nature, we do not recommend this condo for families with children or those offended by nudity. If you're curious about nudism, Paradise Lakes is a great place to give it a try and you'll love our friendly community! We do not allow pets or parties. Each guest will be asked to complete an additional application per our condo association rules. For the safety of our nudist neighbors, our condo association reserves the right to background check all of our guests. This condo is on the second floor, and there is no elevator.
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Amenities
Pool
Hot tub
Kitchen
Washing machine
Dryer
Free WiFi
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Check in after 4:00 PM
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Events
No events allowed
Pets
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Smoking
Smoking is not permitted
Important information
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Extra-person charges may apply and vary depending on property policy
Government-issued photo identification and a credit card, debit card or cash deposit may be required at check-in for incidental charges
Special requests are subject to availability upon check-in and may incur additional charges; special requests cannot be guaranteed
On-site parties or group events are strictly prohibited
Host has indicated that there is a carbon monoxide detector on the property
Host has indicated that there is a smoke detector on the property
Safety features at this property include a fire extinguisher, a first aid kit and a deadlock
Property Registration Number CND6102954
We should mention
This property does not have any lifts
About the area
Lutz
Located on a lake, this condo is in Paradise Lakes, a neighbourhood in Lutz. Some of the area's popular attractions include Busch Gardens Tampa Bay and Adventure Island. Check out an event or a game at Yuengling Center, and consider making time for ZooTampa at Lowry Park, a top attraction not to be missed. Make sure you get close to the area's animals with activities such as game walks and birdwatching.
Lutz, FL
What's nearby
- TPC of Tampa Bay - 8 min drive - 10.1 km
- Tampa Premium Outlets - 8 min drive - 11.0 km
- H. Lee Moffitt Cancer Center - 17 min drive - 19.8 km
- University of South Florida - 18 min drive - 20.6 km
- Busch Gardens Tampa Bay - 20 min drive - 23.2 km
Getting around
Restaurants
- McDonald's - 3 min drive
- Starbucks - 4 min drive
- Hungry Harry's Famous BBQ - 4 min drive
- Subway - 3 min drive
- Fuzzy's Taco Shop - 5 min drive
Frequently asked questions
About the host
Hosted by Traci Kanaan
Who. Are. We?
Doug and Traci bought their condo at Paradise Lakes in October of 2020. After being quarantined for months, it was time to do things differently, so they bought what was supposed to be a vacation condo...but they just ended up loving Paradise Lakes so much that they decided to make the move a permanent one. Not only did they go "all in," they let it "all hang out" because Paradise Lakes is a nudist resort!
Traci was no stranger to nudism after entertaining nudists as an internationally touring comedian for 15+ years, the last 8 of those years performing exclusively for nudist resorts, hotel parties, and cruises. She brings 18+ years as an entertainer, and 25+ years of being an entrepreneur in multiple capacities, including promotional products, real estate, and hypnosis. Doug brings 25+ years of real estate management experience in addition to 32+ years in food and beverage experience, 25 of those years with Disney World in Orlando.
Naked Pineapple Getaways is the perfect culmination of what we do best, bringing joy and comfort to others in the place we love most! All of our condos have been renovated from top to bottom and given a fun and memorable theme, and delightful touches of whimsy and humor. Each of our condos has the quality amenities that Traci wished she had when she was on the road doing comedy. We hope that you leave Paradise Lakes with a smile on your face for one more reason than because you saw naked people!
Doug and Traci bought their condo at Paradise Lakes in October of 2020. After being quarantined for months, it was time to do things differently, so they bought what was supposed to be a vacation condo...but they just ended up loving Paradise Lakes so much that they decided to make the move a permanent one. Not only did they go "all in," they let it "all hang out" because Paradise Lakes is a nudist resort!
Traci was no stranger to nudism after entertaining nudists as an internationally touring comedian for 15+ years, the last 8 of those years performing exclusively for nudist resorts, hotel parties, and cruises. She brings 18+ years as an entertainer, and 25+ years of being an entrepreneur in multiple capacities, including promotional products, real estate, and hypnosis. Doug brings 25+ years of real estate management experience in addition to 32+ years in food and beverage experience, 25 of those years with Disney World in Orlando.
Naked Pineapple Getaways is the perfect culmination of what we do best, bringing joy and comfort to others in the place we love most! All of our condos have been renovated from top to bottom and given a fun and memorable theme, and delightful touches of whimsy and humor. Each of our condos has the quality amenities that Traci wished she had when she was on the road doing comedy. We hope that you leave Paradise Lakes with a smile on your face for one more reason than because you saw naked people!
Why they chose this property
This unit became "We're All Mad Here" because whoever owned it before us did some truly "mad" things...like using 4 different kinds of tile in a 456 sq ft unit. Did we mention none of the tile matched? And then there was the loft you can't stand in...curiouser and curiouser! Traci has always been a fan of Lewis Carroll. We decided to embrace this condo's peculiarities and go with a Wonderland feel. We avoided putting pictures of "Alice" in the condo intentionally, instead allowing everyone who visits to be "Alice" and experience our "Wonderland" for themselves. The coffee table was left behind by the original owners. Doug salvaged it with epoxy and his "magic pebbles." Many of the ultra-modern clocks by the loft came from a clock shop Traci worked at from 1991-1993.
What makes this property unique
All of our properties are in Paradise Lakes, which has been a nudist community since the mid 80s. If you've never tried being a nudist - this is a great community to dip your...toes in! We understand that being a nudist is not for everybody...but there's something to be said for not having to squeeze into a tight swim suit. There's something to be said for being accepted for who you are as a person, because no one can judge you by what you're wearing! There is nothing like full freedom and radical body acceptance! We hope to be a positive part of your personal growth, whether you're new to nudism, or just need a nudist tune up!
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