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We're All Mad Here D-4 in Paradise Lakes NUDIST Community for Adults 30+

Lakefront condo with private pool and kitchen

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Living area
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Reviews

9.8 out of 10
Exceptional
1 bedroom1 bathroomSleeps 242.4 sq m

Popular amenities

  • Pool
  • Spa pool
  • Kitchen
  • Washing machine
  • Dryer
  • Free Wi-Fi

Explore the area

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Lutz, FL
  • Place, Long Lake Ranch Dog Park
    ‪5 min drive‬
  • Place, Cheval Golf and Country Club
    ‪7 min drive‬
  • Place, Tampa Premium Outlets
    ‪8 min drive‬
  • Airport, Tampa, FL (TPA-Tampa Intl.)
    ‪30 min drive‬

Rooms & beds

1 bedroom (sleeps 2)

A King Size Bed in The Queen of Hearts Bedroom

1 King Bed

1 bathroom

Don't be late for your BATHROOM date!

Soap · Towels provided · Bathtub or shower · Bathtub · Toilet · Shampoo · Hair dryer

Spaces

Deck or patio
Kitchen
Balcony
Garden

About this property

We're All Mad Here D-4 in Paradise Lakes NUDIST Community for Adults 30+

Escape to a world of whimsy of Alice in Wonderland in our enchanting one-bedroom, one-bath condo nestled within a NUDIST COMMUNITY inside Paradise Lakes Clothing Optional Resort. Surprises are everywhere! Fall down the rabbit hole and indulge in our KING-SIZE bed in the Queen of Hearts bedroom. Ascend to the psychedelic mushroom loft for a truly trippy escape. Whether you're celebrating your “un-birthday” or seeking a nonsensical reason to escape reality, our Wonderland-inspired condo is perfect for your very important date.

QUALITY ACCOMMODATIONS
We take pride in our condos, offering quality, plush towels, memory foam mattresses, and a fully equipped kitchen. If you need something - don't hesitate to ask! Doug and Traci, your hosts, live on the premises. If this is your first visit, ask about our signature golf cart tour.

CENTRAL LOCATION
Paradise Lakes is close to EVERYTHING. In addition to Paradise Lakes Resort, you are a 5-10 minute drive from Wal-mart, grocery stores, restaurants, and shopping centers. Also within a 30-45 minute drive is Busch Gardens, Ybor City, Tampa International Airport, and numerous Gulf Beaches.

PARADISE LAKES CLOTHING OPTIONAL RESORT
Your stay at Paradise Lakes includes the grounds of Paradise Lakes but does not include entrance to Paradise Lakes Resort. If you wish to visit Paradise Lakes Resort, there is an additional membership fee paid directly to the resort.

READ BEFORE YOU BOOK:
In case you missed it...OUR CONDO IS IN A NUDIST COMMUNITY. Due to our units' smaller size and the community's predominantly adult nature, we do not recommend this condo for families with children or those offended by nudity. If you're curious about nudism, Paradise Lakes is a great place to give it a try and you'll love our friendly community! We do not allow pets or parties. Each guest will be asked to complete an additional application per our condo association rules. For the safety of our nudist neighbors, our condo association reserves the right to background check all of our guests. This condo is on the second floor, and there is no elevator.

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Amenities

Pool
Hot tub
Kitchen
Washing machine
Dryer
Free WiFi

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House Rules

Check in after 4:00 PM
Minimum age to rent: 30
Check out before 11:00 AM
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Children

Adults only
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Events

No events allowed
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Pets

No pets allowed
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Smoking

Smoking is not permitted
Since this is a Clothing Optional Resort Community we reserve the right to do a background search for all guests staying on the property.
There is an additional electronic form all guests must complete PRIOR to check-in, per our condo association rules.
Any Rules or Regulations that are violated will be cause for refusal of a reservation or removal from property, with or without a full/partial refund.

Important information

You need to know

Extra-person charges may apply and vary depending on property policy
Government-issued photo identification and a credit card, debit card or cash deposit may be required at check-in for incidental charges
Special requests are subject to availability upon check-in and may incur additional charges; special requests cannot be guaranteed
On-site parties or group events are strictly prohibited
Host has indicated that there is a carbon monoxide detector on the property
Host has indicated that there is a smoke detector on the property
Safety features at this property include a fire extinguisher, a first aid kit and a deadlock
Property Registration Number CND6102954
Property # 2623392vb

We should mention

This property does not have any lifts

About the area

Lutz

Located on a lake, this condo is in Paradise Lakes, a neighbourhood in Lutz. Some of the area's popular attractions include Busch Gardens Tampa Bay and ZooTampa at Lowry Park. Looking to enjoy an event or a game while in town? See what's happening at Yuengling Center or Natures Boot Camp. Make sure you get close to the area's animals with activities such as game walks and birdwatching.
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Lutz, FL

What's nearby

  • Long Lake Ranch Dog Park - 5 min drive - 6.4 km
  • Cheval Golf and Country Club - 7 min drive - 7.4 km
  • Plantation Palms Golf Club - 7 min drive - 8.7 km
  • TPC of Tampa Bay - 8 min drive - 10.1 km
  • Tampa Premium Outlets - 8 min drive - 11.0 km

Getting around

  • Tampa Union Station - 25 min drive
  • Tampa, FL (TPA-Tampa Intl.) - 30 min drive

Restaurants

  • ‪Starbucks - ‬4 min drive
  • ‪McDonald's - ‬3 min drive
  • ‪Subway - ‬3 min drive
  • ‪Fuzzy's Taco Shop - ‬5 min drive
  • ‪Hungry Harry's Famous BBQ - ‬4 min drive

Frequently asked questions

Is We're All Mad Here D-4 in Paradise Lakes NUDIST Community for Adults 30+ pet-friendly?

No, pets are not allowed at this property.

How much is parking at We're All Mad Here D-4 in Paradise Lakes NUDIST Community for Adults 30+?

On-site parking is available at the property.

What time is check-in at We're All Mad Here D-4 in Paradise Lakes NUDIST Community for Adults 30+?

Check-in begins at 4:00 PM.

What time is check-out at We're All Mad Here D-4 in Paradise Lakes NUDIST Community for Adults 30+?

Checkout is at 11:00 AM.

Where is We're All Mad Here D-4 in Paradise Lakes NUDIST Community for Adults 30+ located?

Located in Paradise Lakes, this condo building is within 6 miles (10 km) of Long Lake Ranch Dog Park, Plantation Palms Golf Club and Heritage Harbor Golf Course. Tournament Players Club Tampa Bay and St. Joseph's Hospital - North are also within 6 miles (10 km).

Reviews

9.8

Exceptional

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10/10

Cleanliness

9.8/10

Check-in

10/10

Communication

9.8/10

Location

9.8/10

Listing accuracy

Reviews

10/10 Excellent

Julia K.

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy

Great stay

Apartment had everything we needed for a comfortable stay. Would definitely comeback.
Stayed 8 nights in Oct 2023

10/10 Excellent

John Q.

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy

Enchanting well equipped condo

We had a wonderful stay in this Alice in Wonderland decorated one bedroom condo. Doug was an awesome host who oriented us to both the unit and the resort. Everything we needed was there and the unit was extremely clean and well furnished. We will definitely stay there again if we return to the area.
Stayed 2 nights in Mar 2024

10/10 Excellent

Glen W.

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy

6 week winter vacation

Newly remodeled. Very clean and well equip apartment. Location was what we expected. Owners helpful and responsive to our needs. Plan to come back again next year.
Stayed 41 nights in Feb 2023

8/10 Good

Mike M.

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy

Nature Preserve

The property was located near what I would call “ a nature preserve.” The condo was whimsical and the owners provided us with the amenities we needed. The only thing that I would recommend is that it is a “clothing optional” facility. Everyone there was friendly and nice but this needs to be mentioned.
Stayed 7 nights in Jan 2023

10/10 Excellent

Verified traveller

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy

Amazing stay, amenities, and environment!

Doug and Tracy were so nice! They helped us check in and even gave us a tour of Paradise Lakes. They provided great amenities such as laundry soap, shampoo, conditioner, and lots of kitchen appliances and utensils. The condo was very clean and so unique. We loved the Alice in Wonderland theme and the neat loft. This condo is right next to the lake and has a beautiful view of the trees. This was our first time staying at a nudist/clothing optional resort. Everyone was so friendly and welcoming! We will definitely stay in one of their condos again!
Stayed 7 nights in May 2023

10/10 Excellent

margaret a.

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy

Hurricane Hideaway..

Comfortable...colorful..quirky..all the conveniences of home Bed was super comfy..the neighbors were friendly ..and just as colorful..lol..perfect getaway..lovely propety
Stayed 3 nights in Sep 2022

About the host

Hosted by Traci Kanaan

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Who. Are. We?
Doug and Traci bought their condo at Paradise Lakes in October of 2020. After being quarantined for months, it was time to do things differently, so they bought what was supposed to be a vacation condo...but they just ended up loving Paradise Lakes so much that they decided to make the move a permanent one. Not only did they go "all in," they let it "all hang out" because Paradise Lakes is a nudist resort!

Traci was no stranger to nudism after entertaining nudists as an internationally touring comedian for 15+ years, the last 8 of those years performing exclusively for nudist resorts, hotel parties, and cruises. She brings 18+ years as an entertainer, and 25+ years of being an entrepreneur in multiple capacities, including promotional products, real estate, and hypnosis. Doug brings 25+ years of real estate management experience in addition to 32+ years in food and beverage experience, 25 of those years with Disney World in Orlando.

Naked Pineapple Getaways is the perfect culmination of what we do best, bringing joy and comfort to others in the place we love most! All of our condos have been renovated from top to bottom and given a fun and memorable theme, and delightful touches of whimsy and humor. Each of our condos has the quality amenities that Traci wished she had when she was on the road doing comedy. We hope that you leave Paradise Lakes with a smile on your face for one more reason than because you saw naked people!

Why they chose this property

This unit became "We're All Mad Here" because whoever owned it before us did some truly "mad" things...like using 4 different kinds of tile in a 456 sq ft unit. Did we mention none of the tile matched? And then there was the loft you can't stand in...curiouser and curiouser! Traci has always been a fan of Lewis Carroll. We decided to embrace this condo's peculiarities and go with a Wonderland feel. We avoided putting pictures of "Alice" in the condo intentionally, instead allowing everyone who visits to be "Alice" and experience our "Wonderland" for themselves. The coffee table was left behind by the original owners. Doug salvaged it with epoxy and his "magic pebbles." Many of the ultra-modern clocks by the loft came from a clock shop Traci worked at from 1991-1993.

What makes this property unique

All of our properties are in Paradise Lakes, which has been a nudist community since the mid 80s. If you've never tried being a nudist - this is a great community to dip your...toes in! We understand that being a nudist is not for everybody...but there's something to be said for not having to squeeze into a tight swim suit. There's something to be said for being accepted for who you are as a person, because no one can judge you by what you're wearing! There is nothing like full freedom and radical body acceptance! We hope to be a positive part of your personal growth, whether you're new to nudism, or just need a nudist tune up!

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