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Popular amenities
- Internet access
- Non-smoking
Explore the area
downham market, England
- Downham Market Town HallPlace, Downham Market Town Hall3 min walk
- Downham Market Alive LeisurePlace, Downham Market Alive Leisure12 min walk
- Sandringham HousePlace, Sandringham House38 min drive
Rooms & beds
3 bedrooms (sleeps 6)
2 bathrooms
Bathroom 1
Bathroom 2
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About the area
Downham Market
Downham Market is home to this hotel. The area's natural beauty can be seen at Norfolk Coast and WWT Welney Wetland Centre, while Military Museum and Lynn Museum are cultural highlights. Looking to enjoy an event or a game while in town? See what's happening at Adrian Flux Arena or Wisbech Town Football Club.
What's nearby
- Downham Market Town Hall - 3 min walk - 0.3 km
- Downham Market Alive Leisure - 12 min walk - 1.0 km
- Denver Windmill - 9 min drive - 7.2 km
- Sandringham House - 38 min drive - 38.8 km
- Hunstanton Beach - 65 min drive - 50.1 km
Getting around
- Downham Market Station - 12 min walk
- Cambridge (CBG) - 60 min drive
Restaurants
- McDonald's - 3 min drive
- King's Arms - 9 min drive
- The Chequers - 3 min drive
- Downham Cafe & Restaurant - 3 min walk
- Jack’s Restaurant - 6 min drive
About this property
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House Rules
Check in after 4:00 PM
Check out before 11:00 AM
Children
Adults only
Events
No events allowed
Pets
No pets allowed
Smoking
Smoking is not permitted
Important information
You need to know
Property # 11661219
Extra-person charges may apply and vary depending on property policy
Government-issued photo identification and a credit card, debit card or cash deposit may be required at check-in for incidental charges
Special requests are subject to availability upon check-in and may incur additional charges; special requests cannot be guaranteed
This property accepts cash
On-site parties or group events are strictly prohibited
Safety features at this property include a smoke detector
Frequently asked questions
Is Vrbo is crap pet-friendly?
No, pets are not allowed at this property.
What time is check-in at Vrbo is crap?
Check-in begins at 4:00 PM.
What time is check-out at Vrbo is crap?
Checkout is at 11:00 AM.
Where is Vrbo is crap located?
Situated in Downham Market, this hotel is within a 10-minute walk of Downham Market Town Hall and Downham Market Alive Leisure. Ryston Park Golf Club and Denver Windmill are also within 3 miles (5 km). Downham Market Station is 12 minutes by foot.