Misty River Retreat

Winter is here!! Many people think of winter as a cold and gloomy season, but few people take the time to fully experience it! Make the first footprint in new snow as far as you can see! Enjoy watching all the winter wildlife! Sit in a steaming hot tub when its below freezing! Bundle up and enjoy a brisk hike! Take the time to relax at a retreat where the location is the only destination you need! Reduced rates weeknights! Take a few days to unplug from the stress of everyday life! At this getaway you have unlimited privacy and many guests never leave the retreat for the duration of their stay! Your vacation doesn't need to be stressful this year! This is as much of an experience as a place to stay the night! Explore our camp and river area using our AWD CAN-Am UTV specially for your use!! (Guests will need to sign a waiver to use UTV!) if waiver is not signed it is considered a hike in site!
Cold weather is no problem here!!! Stay warm with an electric fireplace and mini split heat pump in the container, while taking in the spectacular clifftop view! Relax in a steaming hot tub, or get a hot shower in a fully heated private bath house!! Sign in with your favorite streaming service or compete in some classic games on the Nintendo switch! Close to H&BT rail trail for great hiking and biking!
A remote luxury retreat where you can take time to isolate and enjoy nature without sacrificing any of the luxuries of home!
Minutes from the H&BT rail trail where you can enjoy hiking or biking!
A place where the night sky is vast and filled with millions of stars bright in the sky, Misty River Retreat is the perfect stargazing destination! with almost no light pollution at all!
At times you will hear Eastern coyotes on the mountains howls echoing through the valley!
We frequently hear whippoorwills singing at night and early morning!
Wake up to a Misty River view the clifftops!



Please be aware that this is on a remote corner of a working farm so you may at times hear distant noises related to farm activities!
The electricity for this site is supplied by a diesel generator but is is located away from the camp and is barely audible! You may also see some of our Black Angus cattle in pasture or encounter some of our organic, pasture raised chickens on the drive to you camp (not near the camp).
The only security camera is covering the parking area where you will leave your vehicle (about 0.3 miles away from camp), the camp is private and not monitored in any way!
Also be aware that while every effort is made to keep facilities free from insects, it is still in the mountains and you will likely encounter some insects. Please be aware of this before you book.

New container home offers an incredible experience!
King size Tempur-Pedic bed!
Full electric service!
Fridge for food storage!
Windows overlooking the river far below for an unmatched view!

BATHHOUSE

Bathhouse is also solar powered and water is propane heated! ( Don't worry about semi cold water of camp showers this is the real deal!
Real flush toilet! You don't need to sacrifice these comforts of home to use an outhouse or Porta Potty!
Running water hot/cold!

Camp Area

Fire ring for campfires!
Small grill for all your BBQ/cooking needs!
Led string lights give the area the perfect vibe!
Table for dining!
Firewood supplied!


River Access

Follow a trail down to the riverbank where you can fish and swim as you wish!


HOUSE RULES
NO SMOKING! ZERO TOLERANCE!
NO DRONES
NO FIREARMS
NO FIREWORKS
NO LOUD MUSIC OR PARTIES
ANY SMOKE ALARMS GOING OFF OR GUNSHOTS WILL BE INVESTIGATED IMMEDIATLEY
UTV DRIVEN ONLY ON MARKED TRAILS
AND DRIVEN RESPECTFULLY
Can-Am UTV GPS MONITORED FOR SPEED AND LOCATION
YOU ARE FULLY RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY DAMAGES TO UTV OR PROPERTY BY USING UTV. BY DRIVING THE UTV YOU ASSUME ALL RESPONSIBILITY!