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美德Merde | Entire home in Bandera, Texas

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A small building with a red roof and a porch, surrounded by trees.
A bedroom with a bed, a plush toy, a black leather chair, and a window.
A dining area with a table and chairs, a ceiling fan, and a kitchen area with cabinets and a sink.
Private kitchen
A living room with a brown leather sofa, a glass coffee table, a lamp, and a window with a view of trees.

Reviews

8.0 out of 10
Very good

Highlights

  • Discover nearby landmarks
    Near Medina River
2 bedrooms3 bathroomsSleeps 7

Popular amenities

  • Barbecue
  • Air-conditioning
  • Internet
  • Washing machine
  • Onsite parking available
  • Microwave

Explore the area

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Bandera, TX
  • Place, Medina River
    ‪15 min walk‬
  • Place, Frontier Times Museum
    ‪2 min drive‬
  • Place, Bandera Beach Club Tubes, Kayaks & Shuttle
    ‪3 min drive‬

Where you'll sleep

2 bedrooms (sleeps 7)

Bedroom 1

1 King Bed and 1 Large Single Sofa Bed

Bedroom 2

1 Single Bed

Living Room 1

1 Queen Bed

3 bathrooms

Bathroom 1

Soap · Towels provided · Bathtub or shower · Bathtub · Toilet · Shampoo · Hair dryer

Bathroom 1

Soap · Towels provided · Bathtub · Toilet · Shampoo · Hair dryer

Bathroom 3

Soap · Towels provided · Bathtub · Toilet · Shampoo · Hair dryer

Spaces

Porch or lanai
Kitchen
Number of living rooms
Garden

About this property

美德Merde | Entire home in Bandera, Texas

Relax with the whole family at this peaceful place to stay, you be like a little house.


Relax with the whole family at this peaceful place to stay, you be like a little house
Relax with the whole family at this peaceful place to stay, you be like a little house
Relax with the whole family at this peaceful place to stay, you be like a little house
Relax with the whole family at this peaceful place to stay, you be like a little house
Relax with the whole family at this peaceful place to stay, you be like a little house

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House Rules

Check in after 2:00 PM
Minimum age to rent: 18
Check out before 12:00 PM
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Children

Children allowed: ages 0–17
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Events

No events allowed
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Pets

No pets allowed
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Smoking

Smoking is not permitted

Check-out instructions

The host requires you to complete the following before checking out:
Gather used towels
Remove personal items and remove leftover food and drinks
Turn off the lights, lock the doors and return the keys
Please don’t make too big of a mess
Failure to complete these may result in a negative review from the host.

Important information

You need to know

Property # 4862939vb
Extra-person charges may apply and vary depending on property policy
Government-issued photo identification and a credit card, debit card or cash deposit may be required at check-in for incidental charges
Special requests are subject to availability upon check-in and may incur additional charges; special requests cannot be guaranteed
On-site parties or group events are strictly prohibited
Host has indicated that there are no carbon monoxide detectors or gas appliances on the property
Host has indicated that there is a smoke detector on the property
Safety features at this property include a fire extinguisher
This property has outdoor spaces, such as balconies, patios and terraces, which may not be suitable for children; if you have any concerns, we recommend contacting the property prior to your arrival to confirm that they can accommodate you in a suitable room

About the area

Bandera

Located in Bandera, this holiday home is in a rural area and near theme parks. The area's natural beauty can be seen at Bear Springs Blossom Nature Trail and Albert and Bessie Kronkosky State Natural Area, while Frontier Times Museum and Bandera Natural History & Art Museum are cultural highlights. Bandera Beach Club Tubes, Kayaks & Shuttle and Love Creek Orchards Cider Mill and Country Store are also worth visiting. Discover the area's water adventures with fishing and swimming nearby, or enjoy the great outdoors with horse riding and hiking/biking trails.
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Bandera, TX

What's nearby

  • Medina River - 15 min walk - 1.3 km
  • Frontier Times Museum - 2 min drive - 1.9 km
  • Bandera Beach Club Tubes, Kayaks & Shuttle - 3 min drive - 1.9 km
  • Bandera City Park - 3 min drive - 2.3 km
  • Mansfield Park - 4 min drive - 3.0 km

Getting around

  • San Antonio International Airport (SAT) - 64 min drive

Restaurants

  • ‪Bandera Ale Project - ‬6 min drive
  • ‪SONIC Drive In - ‬18 min walk
  • ‪Burger King - ‬20 min walk
  • ‪OST Restaurant - ‬3 min drive
  • ‪The Dough Joe - ‬2 min drive

Frequently asked questions

Is 美德Merde | Entire home in Bandera, Texas pet-friendly?

No, pets are not allowed at this property.

How much does it cost to stay at 美德Merde | Entire home in Bandera, Texas?

As of 21 September 2026, prices found for a 1-night stay for 2 adults at 美德Merde | Entire home in Bandera, Texas on 22 September 2026 start from NZ$529, including taxes and fees. This price is based on the lowest nightly price found in the last 24 hours for stays in the next 30 days. Prices are subject to change. Choose your dates for more accurate prices.

How much is parking at 美德Merde | Entire home in Bandera, Texas?

On-site parking is available at the property.

What time is check-in at 美德Merde | Entire home in Bandera, Texas?

Check-in begins at 2:00 PM.

What time is check-out at 美德Merde | Entire home in Bandera, Texas?

Checkout is at 12:00 PM.

Where is 美德Merde | Entire home in Bandera, Texas located?

Situated in a rural location, this holiday home is within 2 miles (3 km) of Medina River, Bandera Beach Club Tubes, Kayaks & Shuttle and Frontier Times Museum. Bandera Natural History Museum and Bandera Natural History & Art Museum are also within 2 miles (3 km).

Reviews

8.0

Very good

Reviews are presented in chronological order, subject to a moderation process, and verified unless otherwise labelled.
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Rating 4 - Poor. 0 out of 2 reviews
Rating 2 - Terrible. 0 out of 2 reviews

8.0/10

Cleanliness

10/10

Check-in

10/10

Communication

8.0/10

Location

9.0/10

Listing accuracy

Reviews

Verified review

6/10 Okay

Liked: Check-in, communication, listing accuracy
This is a very cute house but could improve with lighting and adding some mirrors in the bedrooms. I would rate it higher but the neighbor dogs barked each night so we did not get the rest we had hoped for. Another reason for not rating this higher is because there is not an option for showering only a bathtub.
Stayed 2 nights in Feb 2026
Verified review

10/10 Excellent

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy
Nice house close to downtown. The only downside was no true shower. But it was perfect for 3 people for the weekend.
Stayed 1 night in Sep 2026

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Hosted by Cindy Ammann

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