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Laid-Back Lakefront Luxury Near Bay & Beach: Welcome To Wiseacre!
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Reviews
10 out of 10
Exceptional
2 bedrooms1+ bathroomSleeps 12371.6 sq m
Popular amenities
Explore the area
Norfolk, VA
- Joint Expeditionary Base Little Creek-Fort Story3 min walk
- Norfolk Botanical Garden8 min drive
- Norfolk Premium Outlets8 min drive
- Norfolk, VA (ORF-Norfolk Intl.)7 min drive
Rooms & beds
2 bedrooms (sleeps 12)
Bedroom 1
1 Queen Bed
Bedroom 2
1 Queen Bed
Living Room
2 Double Futons
Living Room
4 Single Beds
1 bathroom, 1 half bathroom
Bathroom 1
Toilet · Shower only
Bathroom 2
Toilet
Spaces
Deck or patio
Porch or lanai
Kitchen
Office
Separate dining area
Outdoor play area
Garden
Dining area
About this property
Laid-Back Lakefront Luxury Near Bay & Beach: Welcome To Wiseacre!
Just say no to another generic bare-bones short-term rental.
Welcome to Wiseacre Estate, an expansive Coastal Virginia retreat reminiscent of 1950s Las Vegas.
This whimsical 4,000 sf Mid-Century Modern pad provides a relaxing escape from the rat race, with 2 guest bedrooms & en-suite bath, a cavernous 800 sf great room, gourmet kitchen, dining table for 8, hot tub, porch & patios, all on one level. Rejuvenate on 3 acres of landscaped grounds directly on Lake Whitehurst (freshwater fishing).
> Our award-winning short-term rental is a HOME-SHARE. This means your Superhost lives at the property. I am typically in my office, allowing you access to all spaces. Think of it like having a butler on-call in a fully stocked home. Please see our 495+ five-star reviews.
> 2 private bedrooms with queen beds, one with smart TV. They share an updated jack & jill bath w/step-in shower. Additional sleeping options for large families and groups available in the Great Room.
> Full use of kitchen & appliances. Coffee & tea.
> Hot Tub within all-season porch (robes & towels provided), 2 outdoor terraces.
> Keyless self-entry, WiFi, unlimited off-street parking. Amazon Alexa.
> Curated furnishings, vintage collectibles and an ever-evolving art collection.
> 420-friendly. Space outdoors to enjoy.
> LOCATION: Virginia Beach oceanfront is a 15-minute drive. 5 minutes to Chesapeake Bay; Richmond 90 minutes door to door; DC is 3 hours away.
> FREE entrance to Norfolk Botanical Garden for up to 6 guests!
PLEASE NOTE
> NO VISITORS to the home other than those booked overnight, without discussing before arrival.
> Guests only. NO WEDDINGS OR EVENTS.
> Sorry, Wiseacre is no longer pet-friendly. Too many howling dogs with social anxiety.
Welcome to Wiseacre Estate, an expansive Coastal Virginia retreat reminiscent of 1950s Las Vegas.
This whimsical 4,000 sf Mid-Century Modern pad provides a relaxing escape from the rat race, with 2 guest bedrooms & en-suite bath, a cavernous 800 sf great room, gourmet kitchen, dining table for 8, hot tub, porch & patios, all on one level. Rejuvenate on 3 acres of landscaped grounds directly on Lake Whitehurst (freshwater fishing).
> Our award-winning short-term rental is a HOME-SHARE. This means your Superhost lives at the property. I am typically in my office, allowing you access to all spaces. Think of it like having a butler on-call in a fully stocked home. Please see our 495+ five-star reviews.
> 2 private bedrooms with queen beds, one with smart TV. They share an updated jack & jill bath w/step-in shower. Additional sleeping options for large families and groups available in the Great Room.
> Full use of kitchen & appliances. Coffee & tea.
> Hot Tub within all-season porch (robes & towels provided), 2 outdoor terraces.
> Keyless self-entry, WiFi, unlimited off-street parking. Amazon Alexa.
> Curated furnishings, vintage collectibles and an ever-evolving art collection.
> 420-friendly. Space outdoors to enjoy.
> LOCATION: Virginia Beach oceanfront is a 15-minute drive. 5 minutes to Chesapeake Bay; Richmond 90 minutes door to door; DC is 3 hours away.
> FREE entrance to Norfolk Botanical Garden for up to 6 guests!
PLEASE NOTE
> NO VISITORS to the home other than those booked overnight, without discussing before arrival.
> Guests only. NO WEDDINGS OR EVENTS.
> Sorry, Wiseacre is no longer pet-friendly. Too many howling dogs with social anxiety.
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Amenities
Hot tub
Kitchen
Washing machine
Dryer
Free WiFi
Air conditioning
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House Rules
Check in after 2:00 PM
Minimum age to rent: 21
Check out before 11:00 AM
Children
Children allowed: ages 0–17
Events
No events allowed
Events must be discussed w/host before booking.
Pets
No pets allowed, service animals permitted
Pets allowed on a case by case basis. Extra fee.
Smoking
Smoking allowed: in designated areas
Allowed outdoors on terrace, patio. 420-friendly
Important information
You need to know
Extra-person charges may apply and vary depending on property policy
Government-issued photo identification and a credit card, debit card or cash deposit may be required at check-in for incidental charges
Special requests are subject to availability upon check-in and may incur additional charges; special requests cannot be guaranteed
On-site parties or group events are strictly prohibited
Note from host: Events must be discussed w/host before booking.
Long-term renters welcome
Host has indicated that there is a carbon monoxide detector on the property
Host has indicated that there is a smoke detector on the property
Safety features at this property include a fire extinguisher, a first aid kit and a deadlock
We should mention
This property does not have any lifts
A car is recommended for transport to and from this property
About the area
Norfolk
Located in Camellia Shores, a neighbourhood in Norfolk, this holiday home is near theme parks and on the waterfront. Waterside District and Greenbrier Mall are worth checking out if shopping is on the agenda, while those wishing to experience the area's natural beauty can explore First Landing State Park and Buckroe Beach and Park. Travelling with kids? Consider Hampton Roads Agricultural Research and Extension Center, or check out an event or a game at Veterans United Home Loans Amphitheater at Virginia Beach. Make sure you get close to the area's animals with activities such as game walks and birdwatching.
Norfolk, VA
What's nearby
- Joint Expeditionary Base Little Creek-Fort Story - 3 min walk - 0.3 km
- Norfolk Botanical Garden - 8 min drive - 4.4 km
- Norfolk Premium Outlets - 8 min drive - 5.8 km
- Naval Station Norfolk - 15 min drive - 15.2 km
- Old Dominion University - 18 min drive - 14.0 km
Getting around
Restaurants
- The Dirty Buffalo - 11 min walk
- COVA Brewing Company - 3 min drive
- James River Grill - 6 min drive
- The Local @ ORF - 6 min drive
- Poppa's Pub & Restaurant - 2 min drive
Frequently asked questions
About the host
Hosted by Chuck Taylor
Your host Chuck is a 62yo gay guy who worked as a music journalist in NYC for 20 years. I grew up in Virginia, so believe I offer a balance of affable and urban. I'm always interested in your story, if you care to share. Rather be alone? I'm fine with that, too.
Why they chose this property
> Located on the border of Norfolk & Virginia Beach and adjacent to Little Creek Norfolk Naval Base, minutes from Chesapeake Bay Bridge Tunnel, I-64, 460, Shore Drive (Route 60) and Norfolk International Airport
> Within a mile are a bounty of local restaurants of all cuisines, including "daily catch" seafood from the Atlantic Ocean and Chesapeake Bay, taverns, breakfast diners, outdoor eateries, scenic dining and locally owned coffee bars
> Parks, hiking, trails, horseback riding, kayaks, deep sea fishing all available in nearby Virginia Beach
> Every supermarket you can imagine, within 10-15 minutes, including Wegmans, Kroger, Lidl, Aldi, Walmart and Fresh Food Market
> Churches, gas, wine & liquor, conveniences all within 5 minutes
> Norfolk Premium Outlets and IKEA are 10 minutes from home
> Wiseacre is 5 minutes from Chesapeake Bay and Norfolk Botanical Garden; Virginia Beach oceanfront is an easy 15-minute drive. Downtown Norfolk and hip Ghent are 12 minutes away on I-64
> For a day trip, Williamsburg and Busch Gardens are an hour’s drive.
What makes this property unique
> Local restaurants, taverns, groceries, shopping within minutes. The Wiseacre "Guidebook" is packed with suggestions.
> Free high-speed Internet.
> Keyless entry, with personalized code.
> Smoking & vaping allowed outdoors.
> Towels & Linens provided. Shampoo, conditioner, blow dryer, bidet, iron.
> Parking: Private driveway with unlimited safe off-street parking.
> Nine years of hosting experience.
> Minutes from I-64, Bay Bridge Tunnel, East Little Creek Naval Base, Ocean View, Norfolk Premium Outlets and IKEA. Norfolk Int'l Airport is 5 minutes away. Uber/Lyft serve the region. Rental cars at the airport.
> Sweet 9yo Cavalier King Charles Spaniel Charlotte is your co-host. She spends 99% of her time with me in the office, and will grant you privacy—or indulge belly rubs.
INSTA-RECAP
BEDROOM 1: queen bed, smart TV, Alexa, closet, dresser
BEDROOM 2: queen bed, work desk, Alexa, closet, dresser
PRIVATE BATHROOM: Full bath between bedrooms, towels, blow dryer, shampoo/conditioner, bidet, all necessities
LIVING AREA: 800 sf great room overlooking Lake Whitehurst, half bath
DINING ROOM seating for 8+
KITCHEN: Use of gas convection range, microwave, 22 cu.ft. fridge/freezer with ice & filtered water, coffeemaker/Keurig; toaster, blender, gas grill, dishes/glassware, pots/pans, utensils, cutlery, recycling, smart TV... all yours to enjoy.
> There must be an adult 21+ as part of your group unless previously discussed.
> No one other than paying guests allowed in the home without previous authorization.
> Wiseacre can accommodate up to 12 overnight. Please discuss with your host.
* Record Player & Vintage Vinyl, CD Player
* Filtered Water/Ice
* Wifi
* Keyless Entry
* Massive Free Off-Street Parking
* 420-friendly property
* NO EVENTS ALLOWED. Only those guests staying overnight allowed on the premises, unless discussed with the host in advance.
> Free high-speed Internet.
> Keyless entry, with personalized code.
> Smoking & vaping allowed outdoors.
> Towels & Linens provided. Shampoo, conditioner, blow dryer, bidet, iron.
> Parking: Private driveway with unlimited safe off-street parking.
> Nine years of hosting experience.
> Minutes from I-64, Bay Bridge Tunnel, East Little Creek Naval Base, Ocean View, Norfolk Premium Outlets and IKEA. Norfolk Int'l Airport is 5 minutes away. Uber/Lyft serve the region. Rental cars at the airport.
> Sweet 9yo Cavalier King Charles Spaniel Charlotte is your co-host. She spends 99% of her time with me in the office, and will grant you privacy—or indulge belly rubs.
INSTA-RECAP
BEDROOM 1: queen bed, smart TV, Alexa, closet, dresser
BEDROOM 2: queen bed, work desk, Alexa, closet, dresser
PRIVATE BATHROOM: Full bath between bedrooms, towels, blow dryer, shampoo/conditioner, bidet, all necessities
LIVING AREA: 800 sf great room overlooking Lake Whitehurst, half bath
DINING ROOM seating for 8+
KITCHEN: Use of gas convection range, microwave, 22 cu.ft. fridge/freezer with ice & filtered water, coffeemaker/Keurig; toaster, blender, gas grill, dishes/glassware, pots/pans, utensils, cutlery, recycling, smart TV... all yours to enjoy.
> There must be an adult 21+ as part of your group unless previously discussed.
> No one other than paying guests allowed in the home without previous authorization.
> Wiseacre can accommodate up to 12 overnight. Please discuss with your host.
* Record Player & Vintage Vinyl, CD Player
* Filtered Water/Ice
* Wifi
* Keyless Entry
* Massive Free Off-Street Parking
* 420-friendly property
* NO EVENTS ALLOWED. Only those guests staying overnight allowed on the premises, unless discussed with the host in advance.
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