"Puro San Antonio" experience! The Hot Tamale is a Downtown Modern 1900s Craftsman, offering the ideal layout for families, couples or a "girls weekend." Stay in the heart of downtown, minutes from the Pearl! There's something for everyone—from Fun (air hockey, calf roping, corn hole, board games, etc.) to Relaxation (high-speed WiFi, 60 inch Smart TV, in-home Massages) to Convenience (close to everything!). A full kitchen, outdoor grill & coffee bar await your arrival. Kid & Dog friendly!
This home offers luxury living near all the action! Bedrooms are arranged for ultimate privacy and comfort:
BEDROOM #1:
- King Bed
- (Half bath located in living room)
BEDROOM #2:
- Queen Bed
- Twin bunk bed (Adult-sized)
- Ensuite bathroom: clawfoot tub w/shower
BEDROOM #3:
- King Bed
- Ensuite Primary bathroom: Walk-in shower, double vanity
GAME ROOM:
- 2 Rollaway beds available (upon request)
** Both are twin-sized with six inch memory foam mattresses, extremely comfortable.
- Pocket doors isolate this room from the living room & kitchen
SLEEPING
To ensure a peaceful night's sleep, each bedroom is equipped with double pane windows, a Dohm sound machine, blackout curtains, fan, and complimentary ear plugs.
- Both bathrooms offer shampoo, conditioner and body soap. A Poopourri spray bottle also sits atop each commode!
CHILDREN
- Pack 'n Play provided
- 2 Clip-on high chairs (for the eat-in kitchen island)
- Child plates, cups, utensils
- Toys & books provided for Ages 0-5+ (Older kids enjoy the Air Hockey table, board games & activities.) While the house isn't "child proof", we have tried to make it as kid friendly as possible.
KITCHEN
Full-sized appliances: Stove, oven, refrigerator, freezer, dishwasher, disposal, microwave, toaster oven, eat-in island
- Tableware for 10+
- Pots/pans/baking dishes for guests craving a homemade meal
- Outdoor stainless steel gas grill
- Olive oil / salt / pepper / dried herbs & spices, vegetable peeler, & much more
- Lemon squeezer, cocktail shaker, wine & beer openers
- Wine glasses for 10+
- Paper towels provided (along with toilet paper)
COFFEE / TEA BAR:
- Keurig, coffee maker, french press & grinder
- Coffee grounds & roasted beans (from local producers)
- Keurig coffee, tea & hot chocolate pods (a welcoming assortment)
- Cream, sugar & Splenda
- Mugs for 10+
GAME ROOM
Bring your competitive spirit!
- Professional air hockey table
- Tons of board games, cards, puzzles
- Card/Dining table for four
- Some games can get a little "loud", so this room is can be closed-off to the rest of the house via original wood pocket doors.
LIVING ROOM
Whether it's game day or Netflix & chill, relax on the West Elm sofa and enjoy the 60'' SmartTV.
- Sign-in on your favorite apps, like Netflix, Disney+, etc.
- Blu-Ray DVD player
IN-HOME MASSAGE
Further relaxation is available by booking a private in-home massage @ $85/hour. Certified in every type of massage, this masseuse has regularly massaged our family for over a decade. (This service is subject to availability & should be booked prior to arrival).
LAUNDRY ROOM
- Washer
- Dryer
- Iron
- Ironing board
- Scent free Detergent & Dryer sheets
* Please be respectful and reasonable about your usage.
OUTDOORS
- Casual porch lounge chairs offer the perfect spot to enjoy an evening breeze
- Enjoy seated dinners in the backyard underneath romantic string lights
- Backyard rocking chairs offer the perfect vantage point for watching the many outdoor activities.
OUTDOOR GAMES:
- Calf Roping
- Oversized Connect Four
- Corn Hole (bean bag toss)
- Velcro Catch
DOG FRIENDLY
Please see property rules and message us ahead of time. Up to 3 Dogs approved on a case-by-case basis. No puppies allowed, or dogs in heat.
- Fully-fenced yard
- Dog bowls
- Dog beds
- Dog-only Towels
- Poop bags
- Extra Leashes
- Chew Toys
- Outside hoses for bathing
For your peace of mind, the property is fully-fenced and offers off-street tandem parking in our gated driveway. A security system is also in use. We have three exterior cameras for our property, as it's vacant from time-to-time. Cameras cover the front porch (doorbell camera), front yard and back yard. The Nest doorbell blinks white when activity is detected.
Privately owned and operated! You'll enjoy our lux amenities and personal touches. (No third party owner or management.)
We are licensed by the City of San Antonio & Bexar County, which charges a Hotel Occupancy Tax. If you see added fees to your total, it's due to these mandatory taxes.
Government Hill is one of San Antonio's oldest neighborhoods. This tightly-knit community is close to EVERYTHING Downtown: Pearl, the Alamo, Riverwalk, Convention Center, San Antonio Zoo, Museums, Trinity University, UIW, Alamo Heights, the AT&T Center & more! It's less than 9 minutes to the Airport, without traffic.
It's integrally linked to Fort Sam Houston; in fact, you can often hear "Taps" from the front porch. Most Government Hill residents have owned their homes for generations; ours is the only rental on the block. The neighborhood is a mix of old historic mansions, newly updated homes (like ours), and some that are in need of TLC.