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10/10 Excellent
Mollie
8 October 2025
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Poolside Fun + Ocean Strolls: Port St Joe Retreat!
Holiday home in Port St. Joe with kitchen and balcony
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10 out of 10
Exceptional
3 bedrooms3+ bathroomsSleeps 8137.5 sq m
Popular amenities
Explore the area
Port St. Joe, FL
- Place, Windmark Beach1 min drive
- Place, Saint Joe Beach5 min drive
- Place, Mexico Beach11 min drive
Rooms & beds
3 bedrooms (sleeps 8)
Bedroom 1
1 King Bed
Bedroom 2
1 Queen Bed
Bedroom 3
2 Single Beds and 1 Double Bed
3 bathrooms, 1 half bathroom
Full Bathroom
Full Bathroom
Full Bathroom
Half Bathroom
Spaces
Deck or patio
Kitchen
Balcony
About this property
Poolside Fun + Ocean Strolls: Port St Joe Retreat!
Pet Friendly w/ Fee | 2 Furnished Outdoor Areas | 3 Mi to Dtwn Shops & Eats
Welcome to The Funky Oyster! Swap the winter chill for sun-soaked charm at this inviting coastal escape in Port St. Joe. Take a dip in the pool, then head to the nearby beach or visit the Cape San Blas Lighthouse for a touch of local history. Ready to return home? Unwind with cocktails and conversation on the screened porch. This 3-bedroom, 3.5-bath vacation rental is your perfect Gulf Coast getaway — book today!
-- THE PROPERTY --
SLEEPING ARRANGEMENTS
- Bedroom 1: 1 king bed
- Bedroom 2: 1 queen bed
- Bedroom 3: 1 bunk bed (twin/full) w/ 1 twin trundle
BAREFOOT COTTAGES AMENITIES
- Outdoor pools (unheated), hot tub
OUTDOOR LIVING
- Furnished screened porch
- Screened balcony w/ seating
INDOOR LIVING
- 3 Smart TVs
- Board games & books
- Dining table, high-top seating
- Ceiling fans
KITCHEN
- Refrigerator, dishwasher, microwave, stove/oven
- Cooking basics, dishware & flatware
- Keurig coffee maker
GENERAL
- Free WiFi
- Central A/C & heating
- Linens, towels, complimentary toiletries
- Washer & dryer
FAQ
- Pet fee (paid pre-trip)
- 1 exterior security camera (facing out)
ACCESSIBILITY
- 2-story home, 4 steps to enter
- 1 bedroom & 2 bathrooms on 1st floor
PARKING
- Community lot (first-come, first-served)
-- THE LOCATION --
- Peaceful community near public beach & St. Joseph Bay
- 3 miles to Cape San Blas Lighthouse
- 9 miles to Black's Island
- 23 miles to T.H. Stone Memorial St. Joseph Peninsula State Park
- 40-50 miles to St. George Island & Panama City Beach
- 56 miles to Northwest Florida Beaches Int'l Airport
-- REST EASY WITH US --
Evolve makes it easy to find and book properties you’ll never want to leave. You can relax knowing that our properties will always be ready for you and that we’ll answer the phone 24/7. Even better, if anything is off about your stay, we’ll make it right. You can count on our homes and our people to make you feel welcome — because we know what vacation means to you.
-- POLICIES --
- No smoking
- Pet friendly w/ $50 fee (+ fees & taxes, 1 max)
- No events, parties, or large gatherings
- Must be at least 18 years old to book
- Additional fees and taxes may apply
- Photo ID may be required upon check-in
ADDITIONAL INFORMATION
- This 2-story home requires 4 steps to enter. There is a bedroom, a full bathroom, and a half bathroom on the 1st floor
- Your safety matters. This property features 1 Blink exterior security camera at the front door facing the entrance. It does not look into any interior spaces. The camera records video and sound when activated by motion
Welcome to The Funky Oyster! Swap the winter chill for sun-soaked charm at this inviting coastal escape in Port St. Joe. Take a dip in the pool, then head to the nearby beach or visit the Cape San Blas Lighthouse for a touch of local history. Ready to return home? Unwind with cocktails and conversation on the screened porch. This 3-bedroom, 3.5-bath vacation rental is your perfect Gulf Coast getaway — book today!
-- THE PROPERTY --
SLEEPING ARRANGEMENTS
- Bedroom 1: 1 king bed
- Bedroom 2: 1 queen bed
- Bedroom 3: 1 bunk bed (twin/full) w/ 1 twin trundle
BAREFOOT COTTAGES AMENITIES
- Outdoor pools (unheated), hot tub
OUTDOOR LIVING
- Furnished screened porch
- Screened balcony w/ seating
INDOOR LIVING
- 3 Smart TVs
- Board games & books
- Dining table, high-top seating
- Ceiling fans
KITCHEN
- Refrigerator, dishwasher, microwave, stove/oven
- Cooking basics, dishware & flatware
- Keurig coffee maker
GENERAL
- Free WiFi
- Central A/C & heating
- Linens, towels, complimentary toiletries
- Washer & dryer
FAQ
- Pet fee (paid pre-trip)
- 1 exterior security camera (facing out)
ACCESSIBILITY
- 2-story home, 4 steps to enter
- 1 bedroom & 2 bathrooms on 1st floor
PARKING
- Community lot (first-come, first-served)
-- THE LOCATION --
- Peaceful community near public beach & St. Joseph Bay
- 3 miles to Cape San Blas Lighthouse
- 9 miles to Black's Island
- 23 miles to T.H. Stone Memorial St. Joseph Peninsula State Park
- 40-50 miles to St. George Island & Panama City Beach
- 56 miles to Northwest Florida Beaches Int'l Airport
-- REST EASY WITH US --
Evolve makes it easy to find and book properties you’ll never want to leave. You can relax knowing that our properties will always be ready for you and that we’ll answer the phone 24/7. Even better, if anything is off about your stay, we’ll make it right. You can count on our homes and our people to make you feel welcome — because we know what vacation means to you.
-- POLICIES --
- No smoking
- Pet friendly w/ $50 fee (+ fees & taxes, 1 max)
- No events, parties, or large gatherings
- Must be at least 18 years old to book
- Additional fees and taxes may apply
- Photo ID may be required upon check-in
ADDITIONAL INFORMATION
- This 2-story home requires 4 steps to enter. There is a bedroom, a full bathroom, and a half bathroom on the 1st floor
- Your safety matters. This property features 1 Blink exterior security camera at the front door facing the entrance. It does not look into any interior spaces. The camera records video and sound when activated by motion
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Amenities
Pool
Hot tub
Kitchen
Washing machine
Dryer
Pet-friendly
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House Rules
Check in after 3:00 PM
Minimum age to rent: 18
Check out before 10:00 AM
Children
Children allowed: ages 0–17
Events
No events allowed
Pets
Pets allowed
A maximum of 1 pet is allowed.
Smoking
Smoking is not permitted
Important information
You need to know
Extra-person charges may apply and vary depending on property policy
Government-issued photo identification and a credit card, debit card or cash deposit may be required at check-in for incidental charges
Special requests are subject to availability upon check-in and may incur additional charges; special requests cannot be guaranteed
On-site parties or group events are strictly prohibited
Host has not indicated whether there is a carbon monoxide detector on the property; consider bringing a portable detector with you on the trip
Host has indicated that there is a smoke detector on the property
Safety features at this property include a fire extinguisher and a first aid kit
This property has outdoor spaces, such as balconies, patios and terraces, which may not be suitable for children; if you have any concerns, we recommend contacting the property prior to your arrival to confirm that they can accommodate you in a suitable room
About the area
Port St. Joe
Located in Port St. Joe, this holiday home is near the beach. Port St. Joe Marina and St Joseph Bay Golf Club are worth checking out if an activity is on the agenda, while those wishing to experience the area's natural beauty can explore Constitution Convention Museum State Park and Constitutional Convention Museum State Park. Frank Pate Park and Beacon Hill Park are also worth visiting.
Port St. Joe, FL
What's nearby
- Windmark Beach - 1 min drive - 0.7 km
- Saint Joe Beach - 5 min drive - 8.1 km
- Gulf County Welcome Center - 5 min drive - 6.7 km
- Forgotten Coast Sea Turtle Center - 7 min drive - 8.4 km
- Mexico Beach - 11 min drive - 15.3 km
Restaurants
- Shipwreck Raw Bar - 6 min drive
- McDonald's - 5 min drive
- The Brick Wall Sports Bar And Grill - 5 min drive
- Uptown Raw Bar And Grill - 5 min drive
- Hungry Howie's - 5 min drive
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