No Joke! May is ON SALE!

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3 bedrooms2 bathroomsSleeps 6

Popular amenities

Barbecue grill

Explore the area

Sevierville, TN

Smoky Mountain Alpine Coaster23 min drive
Titanic Museum27 min drive
Island at Pigeon Forge27 min drive
Knoxville, TN (TYS-McGhee Tyson)71 min drive

Rooms & beds

3 bedrooms (sleeps 6)

Downstairs Bedroom

1 Queen Bed

Upstairs Bedroom

1 King Bed

Upstairs Bunk Room

1 Single Bunk Bed

2 bathrooms

Bathroom 1

Toilet · Shower only

Bathroom 2

Bathtub · Toilet · Shower only

Spaces

Porch or lanai

Kitchen

About this property

Lowest Prices Ever! Prices reflected on current calendar.

For the true “Family Together Time” enthusiasts!
Pretend it's 1995- talk to each other. Cell and wifi service limited.
Quiet and Secluded! Get away from the hustle!
True log cabin at the top of Bluff Mountain!
Screened in front porch to sit and enjoy the morning, evening, and all day in between.

Enter into original log cabin. The kitchen and sitting area are accented with vaulted beam ceiling and fans. On the main level is a bedroom with queen bed and a bathroom with shower.
Upstairs includes a bunk room, large master bedroom and full bath.
Relax on large front screened porch. There is a charcoal bbq grill (charcoal not supplied)
TV's in main room, bunk room, and master. There is a hotspot box that works (most of the time) for upstairs televisions and wifi.
Downstairs tv has DVD/BLURAY. Bring your videos and passwords.
While we updated many areas we tried to leave the cabin as original as possible.

There is no cable tv. Most cell phones carriers work but it may be spotty. Wifi is from hotspot box and works in the upper level of the cabin.

Please note: if you are needing strong wifi, such as for work, this is not your ideal cabin. Sometimes there is no wifi at all. We are at the top of the mountain and services are limited. If you are looking for a cabin on flat land close to everything this is not that cabin.
This is truly a cabin to get away from it all!

An initial supply of toiletries is provided. As are towels and bed linens.
Coffee: Drip and Keurig (BYO Coffee)
Grill: (BYO Charcoal)
Fireplace: Closed April-October

PLEASE READ: AS MANY TIMES AS WE PUT THIS PEOPLE STILL SEEM SURPRISED!
The roads to the cabin are steep and windy. You are going up a mountain. There are areas where the road narrows to one lane. We suggest arriving the first time in daylight. Go slow and enjoy the journey! Large work trucks and small cars have made it here with no issues. We do strongly suggest 4 wheel drive and possibly chains in the winter months. No refunds for weather and road conditions. Please know your, and your cars, comfort level.
HAVE DIRECTIONS SAVED AHEAD OF TIME.

While we welcome children, please note the home is not 'child-proof'

Property manager

Holly

Premier Host

Languages

English

Amenities

Barbecue grill

Pool

Hot tub

Kitchen

Washer

House Rules

Check in after 4:00 PM

Minimum age to rent: 25

Check out before 11:00 AM

Children

Children allowed: ages 0–17

While children may stay in the home, please note:

Events

No events allowed

Pets

No pets allowed

Smoking

Smoking is not permitted

Guest Must Sign Rental Agreement, Security Deposit Required of $300.00, NO Pets, No Parties/Events, No Smoking,

Respect the Neighbors, Obey Community Rules/Laws,

Damage and incidentals

You will be responsible for any damage to the rental property caused by you or your party during your stay.

Important information

You need to know

Extra-person charges may apply and vary depending on property policy

Government-issued photo identification and a credit card, debit card or cash deposit may be required at check-in for incidental charges

Special requests are subject to availability upon check-in and may incur additional charges; special requests cannot be guaranteed

On-site parties or group events are strictly prohibited

Host has not indicated whether there is a carbon monoxide detector on the property; consider bringing a portable detector with you on the trip

Host has indicated that there is a smoke detector on the property

Safety features at this property include a fire extinguisher, a first aid kit and a deadlock

We should mention

A car is recommended for transport to and from this property

About the area

Sevierville

Located in Sevierville, this cabin is in the mountains. Titanic Museum and Hatfield and McCoy Dinner Show are cultural highlights, and some of the area's popular attractions include Dollywood and Ripley's Aquarium of the Smokies. Wilderness at the Smokies and Dollywood's Splash Country are not to be missed.

Sevierville, TN

What's nearby

Smoky Mountain Alpine Coaster - 23 min drive
Titanic Museum - 27 min drive
Island at Pigeon Forge - 27 min drive
Hatfield and McCoy Dinner Show - 28 min drive
LeConte Center at Pigeon Forge - 28 min drive

Getting around

McGhee Tyson Airport (TYS) - 72 min drive

Restaurants

Sunliner Diner - Pigeon Forge - 26 min drive
Applewood Farmhouse Restaurant - 29 min drive
Mel's Diner - 26 min drive
Iron Forge Brewing - 29 min drive
Wood Grill Buffet - 26 min drive

Frequently asked questions

Is No Joke! May is ON SALE! pet-friendly?

No, pets are not allowed at this property.

9.0

Wonderful

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9.0/10

Cleanliness

6.0/10

Amenities

6.0/10

Property conditions & facilities

9.8/10

Check-in

9.4/10

Communication

8.2/10

Location

9.0/10

Listing accuracy

10/10 Excellent

Daniel S.

20 April 2024

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, listing accuracy

Disliked: Location

Family vacation

The heat is not enough for the house

Stayed 4 nights in Apr 2024

6/10 Okay

Sam L.

11 April 2024

Liked: Check-in, location

Disliked: Cleanliness, communication

Started out Good

The cabin was pretty much as described, even the description of the drive up to very close to the top of the mountain. We loved the cabin, perfect for our family. However, our bed had dead and alive bugs on the linens, pillowcases, blanket, mattress and bed frame. We did our best to get them all, including removing the covers and pillowcases and wiping the bedframe down, but we still woke up with bugs in the bed. It was very uncomfortable the first night. We were told cleaners were on the way and it was late, the drive to the cabin would have been tough. So we asked if they could come in the morning, which they did while we were out, and took my wife's blanket, and it was returned the next evening. The bugs may have been ants, but not bed bugs, thank goodness. The game room was next door, and other than the mouse dropping on the futon, and the gaming table being rehabbed it would have been okay, we did not spend much time there.

Stayed 3 nights in Mar 2024

10/10 Excellent

Brenda R., Conyers

6 December 2023

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy

A peaceful stay. Beauty at its best!

The cabin is up high, but so worth the drive. Very peaceful, quiet, with an inspiring tranquility. I would advise if you are not use to East Tennessee roads, be prepared for this one. It is steep and windy. But do not let that hinder, just have a season driver at the wheel and you will have no problem!

Stayed 4 nights in Nov 2023