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Cottage 1.5 blocks from BEACH! Second outdoor shower/toilet!
Family-friendly holiday home in Port St. Joe
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10 out of 10
Exceptional
2 bedrooms1 bathroomSleeps 584.7 sq m
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Explore the area
Port St. Joe, FL
- Place, Saint Joe Beach5 min walk
- Place, Windmark Beach3 min drive
- Place, Mexico Beach5 min drive
Rooms & beds
2 bedrooms (sleeps 5)
Bedroom 1
1 King Bed
Bedroom 2
1 King Bed
Living Room 1
1 Double Sofa Bed
1 bathroom
Bathroom 1
Towels provided · Bathtub or shower · Toilet · Hair dryer
Spaces
Deck or patio
Kitchen
Garden
About this property
Cottage 1.5 blocks from BEACH! Second outdoor shower/toilet!
Come be a part of my Midlife Crisis Cottage! THREE MINUTE WALK from the beach, brand new rental, well stocked, plenty to entertain at the house or for a full day at the beach.
SECOND OUTDOOR TOILET!
Fish, bike, pickleball, visit local shops and restaurants and explore outdoor adventures in Gulf County!
Perfect for couples, small groups of friends and small sized families.
7.5 miles to downtown Port St. Joe, 4.5 miles to Mexico Beach and 29 miles to Panama City
In the house, you'll enjoy two cozy bedrooms with king sized beds, the fully equipped kitchen, the wonderful outdoor tv/sitting area where you can play corn hole, foosball, giant connect four, grill out and enjoy roasting s'mores and dogs over the fire pit! Sit out on the front deck to embrace the morning sunrise with a cup of coffee. Grab the pickleball paddles and cruise to the pickle courts. Get comfortable, be relaxed. Pack up the beach cart and get day drunk in the sand. You deserve it.
Rinse and repeat in the cold outdoor shower. Please note I do NOT provide surf rods/fishing poles
I am putting this cottage together with you in mind, trying to create the best space possible for an enjoyable, fun and relaxing vacation outside the hustle and bustle, right by the pristine white beaches.
SECOND OUTDOOR TOILET!
Fish, bike, pickleball, visit local shops and restaurants and explore outdoor adventures in Gulf County!
Perfect for couples, small groups of friends and small sized families.
7.5 miles to downtown Port St. Joe, 4.5 miles to Mexico Beach and 29 miles to Panama City
In the house, you'll enjoy two cozy bedrooms with king sized beds, the fully equipped kitchen, the wonderful outdoor tv/sitting area where you can play corn hole, foosball, giant connect four, grill out and enjoy roasting s'mores and dogs over the fire pit! Sit out on the front deck to embrace the morning sunrise with a cup of coffee. Grab the pickleball paddles and cruise to the pickle courts. Get comfortable, be relaxed. Pack up the beach cart and get day drunk in the sand. You deserve it.
Rinse and repeat in the cold outdoor shower. Please note I do NOT provide surf rods/fishing poles
I am putting this cottage together with you in mind, trying to create the best space possible for an enjoyable, fun and relaxing vacation outside the hustle and bustle, right by the pristine white beaches.
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Amenities
Kitchen
Washing machine
Dryer
Free WiFi
Air conditioning
Outdoor space
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House Rules
Children
Children allowed: ages 0–17
There are no baby gates or locks
Events
No events allowed
Pets
No pets allowed
Smoking
Smoking is not permitted
Important information
You need to know
Extra-person charges may apply and vary depending on property policy
Government-issued photo identification and a credit card, debit card or cash deposit may be required at check-in for incidental charges
Special requests are subject to availability upon check-in and may incur additional charges; special requests cannot be guaranteed
On-site parties or group events are strictly prohibited
Host has indicated that there is a carbon monoxide detector on the property
Host has indicated that there is a smoke detector on the property
Safety features at this property include a fire extinguisher
We should mention
This property does not have any lifts
About the area
Port St. Joe
Located in Port St. Joe, this holiday home is next to a golf course and near the beach. Mexico Beach Marina and Port St. Joe Marina are worth checking out if an activity is on the agenda, while those looking for area attractions can visit Beacon Hill Park and Mexico Beach Park. Travelling with kids? Consider Frank Pate Park, or check out an event or a game at Shark Field. Discover the area's water adventures with jet skiing and kayaking nearby, or enjoy the great outdoors with ecotours and cycling.
Port St. Joe, FL
What's nearby
- Saint Joe Beach - 5 min walk - 0.4 km
- Windmark Beach - 3 min drive - 2.5 km
- Beacon Hill Park - 3 min drive - 3.5 km
- Mexico Beach - 5 min drive - 5.9 km
- St. Joseph Peninsula State Park - 43 min drive - 57.8 km
Restaurants
- Shipwreck Raw Bar - 6 min walk
- Express lane Food Mart - 6 min drive
- Forgotten Coast Brewing Company - 9 min drive
- Mexico Beach Sweets - 8 min drive
- Shell Shack - 9 min drive
Frequently asked questions
About the host
Your host
GUESTS! I'm a single mom of two teens. I love traveling, looking for rocks and minerals, hiking, people...Currently live on the outskirts of Philly. Go Phillies
Why they chose this property
I don't like the hustle and bustle and traffic of most the popular Florida beach areas, but I came down here a couple years ago, and it was different. Port st Joe and Mexico beach have a neighborhood community vibe. It's local, it's low key, the beaches are pristine, the people are kind and you still have everything you would get at the bigger beach towns. If it's really relaxation and time at the beach, with good fishing and good neighbors, this is the area for you. well, it's the area for me anyway!
What makes this property unique
Im putting a lot of personal heart into this. I've never done something like this, but believe I can provide something fun and welcoming, with good conditions, just based on being a traveler myself and loving people. I have no property manager, no team behind me, just doing this from the ground up knowing that its the perfect space and location for people to make some killer memories in in a great vibe
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