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Cottage 1.5 blocks from BEACH! Second outdoor shower/toilet!

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Exterior
outdoor lounge
Exterior
outdoor lounge
front deck

Reviews

10 out of 10
Exceptional
2 bedrooms1 bathroomSleeps 584.7 sq m

Popular amenities

  • Air conditioning
  • Barbecue grill
  • Dryer
  • Washer
  • Kitchen
  • Outdoor space

Explore the area

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Port St. Joe, FL
  • Saint Joe Beach
    ‪5 min walk‬
  • Mexico Beach
  • Windmark Beach
    ‪3 min drive‬

Rooms & beds

2 bedrooms (sleeps 5)

Bedroom 1

1 King Bed

Bedroom 2

1 King Bed

Living Room 1

1 Double Sofa Bed

1 bathroom

Bathroom 1

Towels provided · Bathtub or shower · Toilet · Hair dryer

Spaces

Deck or patio
Kitchen
Garden

About this property

Cottage 1.5 blocks from BEACH! Second outdoor shower/toilet!

Come be a part of my Midlife Crisis Cottage! THREE MINUTE WALK from the beach, brand new rental, well stocked, plenty to entertain at the house or for a full day at the beach.

SECOND OUTDOOR TOILET!

Fish, bike, pickleball, visit local shops and restaurants and explore outdoor adventures in Gulf County!
Perfect for couples, small groups of friends and small sized families.

7.5 miles to downtown Port St. Joe, 4.5 miles to Mexico Beach and 29 miles to Panama City

In the house, you'll enjoy two cozy bedrooms with king sized beds, the fully equipped kitchen, the wonderful outdoor tv/sitting area where you can play corn hole, foosball, giant connect four, grill out and enjoy roasting s'mores and dogs over the fire pit! Sit out on the front deck to embrace the morning sunrise with a cup of coffee. Grab the pickleball paddles and cruise to the pickle courts. Get comfortable, be relaxed. Pack up the beach cart and get day drunk in the sand. You deserve it.
Rinse and repeat in the cold outdoor shower. Please note I do NOT provide surf rods/fishing poles

I am putting this cottage together with you in mind, trying to create the best space possible for an enjoyable, fun and relaxing vacation outside the hustle and bustle, right by the pristine white beaches.

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Amenities

Kitchen
Washer
Dryer
Free WiFi
Air conditioning
Outdoor space

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House Rules

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Children

Children allowed: ages 0–17
There are no baby gates or locks
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Events

No events allowed
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Pets

No pets allowed
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Smoking

Smoking is not permitted
Quiet hours between 10 pm and 8 am in this neighborhood. Do NOT grill under the wood house
No glass outside. Please use plastic wine glasses/cups
No fish cleaning inside the house! There is a table downstairs. Use the table in the yard and attach hose

Important information

You need to know

Extra-person charges may apply and vary depending on property policy
Government-issued photo identification and a credit card, debit card or cash deposit may be required at check-in for incidental charges
Special requests are subject to availability upon check-in and may incur additional charges; special requests cannot be guaranteed
On-site parties or group events are strictly prohibited
Host has indicated that there is a carbon monoxide detector on the property
Host has indicated that there is a smoke detector on the property

About the area

Port St. Joe

Port St. Joe is home to this holiday home. Constitution Convention Museum State Park and Constitutional Convention Museum State Park reflect the area's natural beauty and area attractions include Beacon Hill Park and Mexico Beach Park. Travelling with kids? Consider Frank Pate Park, or check out an event or a game at Shark Field.
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Port St. Joe, FL

What's nearby

  • Saint Joe Beach - 5 min walk - 0.4 km
  • Windmark Beach - 3 min drive - 2.5 km
  • Beacon Hill Park - 4 min drive - 3.5 km
  • Mexico Beach Marina - 13 min drive - 11.8 km
  • St. Joseph Peninsula State Park - 53 min drive - 57.8 km

Restaurants

  • ‪Shipwreck Raw Bar - ‬6 min walk
  • ‪Express lane Food Mart - ‬6 min drive
  • ‪Shell Shack - ‬9 min drive
  • ‪Subway - ‬6 min drive
  • ‪View On Old 98 - ‬6 min drive

Frequently asked questions

Is Cottage 1.5 blocks from BEACH! Second outdoor shower/toilet! pet-friendly?

No, pets are not allowed at this property.

Where is Cottage 1.5 blocks from BEACH! Second outdoor shower/toilet! located?

This family-friendly Port St. Joe holiday home is within 2 mi (3 km) of Saint Joe Beach, Beacon Hill Park and Windmark Beach. Mexico Beach is 2.7 mi (4.3 km) away.

Reviews

10

Exceptional

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Rating 2 - Terrible. 0 out of 2 reviews

10/10

Cleanliness

9.0/10

Check-in

10/10

Communication

10/10

Location

10/10

Listing accuracy

Reviews

10/10 Excellent

Maggie Mae H.

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy

Few days at the beach

The stay was great! Rachel was very helpful and very communicative and helped answer all my questions! Perfect location and perfect amenities!
Stayed 3 nights in Mar 2025

10/10 Excellent

Janet M.

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy

Enjoying the day

Great stay very close to the beach. Clean and comfortable property. Had to take one star away for check in due to VRBO messaging glitch so we didn’t get the access code ahead of time. Rachel was very helpful. We have definitely return next time we’re in the area
Stayed 4 nights in Apr 2025

About the host

Your host

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GUESTS! I'm a single mom of two teens. I love traveling, looking for rocks and minerals, hiking, people...Currently live on the outskirts of Philly. Go Phillies

Why they chose this property

I don't like the hustle and bustle and traffic of most the popular Florida beach areas, but I came down here a couple years ago, and it was different. Port st Joe and Mexico beach have a neighborhood community vibe. It's local, it's low key, the beaches are pristine, the people are kind and you still have everything you would get at the bigger beach towns. If it's really relaxation and time at the beach, with good fishing and good neighbors, this is the area for you. well, it's the area for me anyway!

What makes this property unique

Im putting a lot of personal heart into this. I've never done something like this, but believe I can provide something fun and welcoming, with good conditions, just based on being a traveler myself and loving people. I have no property manager, no team behind me, just doing this from the ground up knowing that its the perfect space and location for people to make some killer memories in in a great vibe