Luxe Farmhouse on 200Acre Ranch w/ Pool, Sauna, Hot Tub, Longhorns, Close to SNP

Welcome to Mountain Mama Ranch! A one-of-a-kind country retreat on 200 private acres with breathtaking Blue Ridge Mountain views and Texas Longhorns roaming the pastures.

- 6000 sqft, 7 Bedrooms, 7.5 Baths
- Prime location: 90 mins from DC, 20 mins to Shenandoah NP & Surrounded by wineries
- Outdoor Amenities: Pool, Hot Tub, Sauna, Cold Plunge, Huge Fire Pit, Bocce Ball..
- Open Chef's Kitchen
- Entertainment-filled Basement w/ Pool, Dart, Bar & Theater

Book your ultimate countryside escape today!

Here’s what it’s like staying at Mountain Mama Ranch

Getting here is an experience in itself. As you drive along the scenic country roads on 211, surrounded by rolling pastures and the Blue Ridge Mountains, you might find yourself instinctively humming “Take Me Home, Country Roads”—and we don’t blame you! This is exactly the kind of place the song was written about. Just miles from Shenandoah and a straight shot toward West Virginia, our ranch is a tribute to that feeling of freedom, nature, and home—which is how “Mountain Mama Ranch” got its name.

Grand Entrance

As you enter through the gated driveway, you’ll be greeted by breathtaking Blue Ridge Mountain views and our Texas Longhorns roaming nearby. Follow the beautifully paved road lined with Japanese cherry trees, leading you to the stunning farmhouse—your private retreat in Virginia’s scenic countryside.

First Floor

➤ Formal dining room with a long wooden table, perfect for large gatherings and intimate dinners —seats 8-10 people.
➤ Cozy study/library with a desk and a serene front lawn view, ideal for reading or remote work.
➤ The living room has reclining sofas, a 75” TV, a fireplace, and a Yamaha piano, with big French doors opening to the pool patio and stunning mountain views.
➤ Ground-floor guest suite: ideal for senior guests or those with mobility challenges. This room features a queen-size bed, ensuite bathroom with a walk-in shower, and tranquil views of the wellness garden.
➤ Gym: equipped with a treadmill, elliptical, free weights, and yoga mats—all with a direct view of the Blue Ridge Mountains for a workout experience like no other.
➤ Laundry room with a washer and dryer

The Kitchen 


➤ Open chef’s kitchen with a large dining table- a dream for master home chefs
➤ A big kitchen island perfect for prepping, gathering, and sneaking a taste of what’s cooking!
➤ Gas stove, two ovens, Sub Zero fridge, toaster, microwave, hot water kettle & rice cooker
➤ 12 cup coffee maker, Nespresso machine & tea bags
➤ Big windows with stunning mountain views, so the chef can also enjoy the beautiful sunset while cooking a delicious dinner.
➤ A spacious and cozy lounge area with the most comfy sofas, ideal for enjoying your morning coffee and evening wine.

Second Floor

➤ The master suite boasts a king-size bed, a smart TV, a lounge nook with loveseat, a walk-in closet, and a spa-like bathroom with a soaking tub, double vanity, and walk-in shower—all with breathtaking mountain views right outside the windows.
➤ Three guest suites each feature queen-size beds, private bathrooms, closets, designated workspaces, and with gorgeous views to wake up to.

Speakeasy Basement: The Ultimate Entertainment Zone

➤ Pool table & dartboard
➤ Bar & wine cellar
➤ 50” smart TV for watching sports
➤ Home theater room for movie nights
➤ Cowboy-themed gallery wall, perfect for photo ops
➤ Two additional bedrooms with bathrooms: one king-size bed & one room with two queen beds.

Outdoor Paradise

➤ Huge fire pit for cozy nights under the stars
➤ Bocce ball court with Blue Ridge mountains as backdrop
➤ Wellness Garden with hot tub, cedar wood barrel sauna, cold plunge & outdoor shower
➤ BBQ grill & large outdoor dining table
➤ Expansive patio with plenty outdoor seating to relax and enjoy the views
➤ The pool is currently under repair and will be open by 2025 Memorial Day weekend


Cozy Nights & Extra Perks

➤ First firewood bundle is on us! If you need more, you can bring your own or purchase extra from us.
➤ Want to elevate your stay? We can help arrange a private chef, in-house massages, grocery delivery, or a designated driver for your boozy tours —just let us know ahead of time!
➤ On-site manager nearby for any questions or emergencies.
➤ If you’d like a tour of the ranch, just let us know! Our wonderful manager would love to show you around and introduce you to the land.
➤ Kid-Friendly Amenities: Let us know in advance if you need a high chair, pack ’n play, baby safety gates, or toys—we’re happy to accommodate!

Nearby Attractions

- Shenandoah National Park - 20 mins.
- Luray Caverns - 40 min.

Nearby Wineries & Breweries

- Gray Ghost Vineyards – 5 min.
- Narmada Winery – 10 min.
- Rappahannock Cellars – 15 min.
- Death Ridge Brewery – 20 min.

Local restaurants

- The Inn at Little Washington - 10 mins.
- Paty O’s Café - 10 mins.
- Three Blacksmiths - 15mins.
- Denim & Pearls - 20mins.

Guest Access:
Guests have full access to the entire farmhouse and its spacious outdoor amenities, including:

✔ The patio – a perfect spot to relax with lounge seating, a fire pit, and breathtaking mountain views.
✔ The wellness garden – featuring a hot tub, cedar barrel sauna, cold plunge, and outdoor shower for the ultimate relaxation.
✔ Walking areas – Guests are welcome to explore the property along the paved roads and enjoy the peaceful scenery. We don’t recommend venturing into the woods or forests, but if you choose to do so, it’s at your own risk.

✖︎ Restricted Areas: Guests do not have access to the barn, tool sheds, or the ranch manager’s house.

If you’d like a guided tour of the ranch, just let us know, and we’d be happy to arrange it!

By completing this online reservation, you confirm having read and agreed to the terms, rules, and conditions below, along with all policies in this listing. Your initial payment serves as an electronic signature of acceptance.

House Rules & Policies

➤ Check in after 4 PM; Check out by 11 AM.
➤ Security deposit: $1,500
➤ No shoes inside: Let’s keep things fresh and cozy!
➤ No smoking indoors—if we catch whiffs of smoke inside, there’s a $500 fine (ouch!).
➤Be kind to our home—treat it as if you’re visiting a close friend or family member.

Event Policy: We’re all about making your stay special! If you’re planning to host any kind of gathering, event, or have visitors beyond your confirmed guest list, please reach out to us for approval before booking. We’re happy to work with you on creating a wonderful experience, but unauthorized events may result in cancellation of your reservation without a refund, forfeiture of the security deposit, and extra event/cleaning fees.

Pet Policy: We welcome pre-approved dogs for a $100 pet fee per dog, maximum two dogs per stay. Dogs must stay on leash outdoors, away from farm animals, and off furniture/beds. Dogs are not allowed in the pool, hot tub, sauna, or ponds.

Important Notes
➤ Gate codes & door codes will be sent to you on the morning of arrival.
➤ Plenty of outdoor parking, plus garage space for one car.
➤ Fast WiFi inside & around the house (but if you wander too far, nature takes over!).
➤Cell service: AT&T works best; other carriers may have limited coverage.

A Friendly Heads-Up About Bugs & Nature: Our home is tucked in the heart of nature, surrounded by pastures, forests, and fresh mountain air—which means we sometimes share it with a few tiny visitors. We have regular pest control, but the occasional critter may sneak inside. It’s part of the countryside charm! Keep doors closed, stay tidy, and let us know if anything needs attention.

Amenities Use
By booking this reservation, guests acknowledge and accept that use of the pool, hot tub, sauna, fire pit, pond, trails, and any recreational equipment is at your own risk. Guests agree to abide by all posted safety rules and signage on the property. Guests assume all risks and release the owner, property manager, and Mountain Mama Ranch from any claims related to the use or misuse of these amenities, including injury, accidents, or damages.

➤ Pool: Open Memorial Day–Labor Day. Unsupervised; Use at own risk. No glass, diving, or rough play.
➤ Hot Tub: Shower before use. No glass, oils, soaps, or substances in water.
➤ Cedar Wood Barrel Sauna: Must be started by on-site manager. Not recommended for guests under 18, pregnant guests, or those with heart conditions. Use at your own risk.
➤ Fire Pit: Never leave unattended. Extinguish fully after use.
➤ Misuse of amenities may result in a service charge and forfeiture of the security deposit.

Exploring the Ranch & Outdoor Fun
➤ Guests are welcome to explore the property at their own risk. The farm is a natural environment with uneven terrain, wildlife, and potential hazards. By choosing to explore, guests assume full responsibility for their safety.
➤ No access to the barn & ranch structures unless you’re on a manager-guided tour (which we’re happy to arrange!).
➤ Do not approach, feed, or pet the longhorns. They are not domesticated and should be admired from a safe distance.
➤ Fishing? We have two ponds! Bring your own gear and enjoy a little catch & release fun.
➤ Speaking of ponds, entering or swimming in the ponds is strictly prohibited.
➤ No hunting. Our farm animals and wildlife say thank you!

Book your stay today!

Whether you’re planning a relaxing retreat, an outdoor adventure, or a wine-country getaway, Mountain Mama Ranch is the perfect place to unwind, recharge, and make unforgettable memories.

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