Located in Wears Valley, a neighbourhood in Sevierville, this cabin is in a rural area and near theme parks. Ober Mountain and Wilderness at the Smokies are worth checking out if an activity is on the agenda, while those in the mood for shopping can visit Island at Pigeon Forge and Christmas Place. Check out an event or a game at The Ripken Experience - Pigeon Forge, and consider making time for Titanic Museum, a top attraction not to be missed. Enjoy the area's slopes with skiing, and don't miss out on the snowmobiling.
Great Smoky Mountains National Park - 10 min drive - 10.1 km
Goats on the Roof - 10 min drive - 10.8 km
Metcalf Bottoms - 10 min drive - 10.8 km
Smoky Mountain Alpine Coaster - 11 min drive - 12.4 km
Getting around
Alcoa - Knoxville Airport (TYS) - 50 min drive
Restaurants
McDonald's - 19 min drive
McDonald's - 12 min drive
Golden Corral - 18 min drive
Sloppy Hog Saloon - 6 min drive
Cracker Barrel - 19 min drive
Frequently asked questions
Does The Best Darn Porch in the Smokies +Theater, Hot Tub & Fire Pit have a pool?
Yes, this property has an outdoor pool.
How much does it cost to stay at The Best Darn Porch in the Smokies +Theater, Hot Tub & Fire Pit?
As of 3 November 2026, prices found for a 1-night stay for 2 adults at The Best Darn Porch in the Smokies +Theater, Hot Tub & Fire Pit on 9 November 2026 start from NZ$1,215, including taxes and fees. This price is based on the lowest nightly price found in the last 24 hours for stays in the next 30 days. Prices are subject to change. Choose your dates for more accurate prices.
Is The Best Darn Porch in the Smokies +Theater, Hot Tub & Fire Pit pet-friendly?
No, pets are not allowed at this property.
How much is parking at The Best Darn Porch in the Smokies +Theater, Hot Tub & Fire Pit?
On-site parking is available at the property.
What time is check-in at The Best Darn Porch in the Smokies +Theater, Hot Tub & Fire Pit?
Check-in begins at 4:00 PM.
What time is check-out at The Best Darn Porch in the Smokies +Theater, Hot Tub & Fire Pit?
Checkout is at 10:00 AM.
Where is The Best Darn Porch in the Smokies +Theater, Hot Tub & Fire Pit located?
Located in Wears Valley, this cabin is within 6 miles (10 km) of Smoky Mountain Ziplines, Great Smoky Mountains National Park and Goats on the Roof. Island at Pigeon Forge and LeConte Center at Pigeon Forge are also within 9 miles (15 km).
Reviews
9.6
Exceptional
Reviews are presented in chronological order, subject to a moderation process, and verified unless otherwise labelled.
Absolutely satisfied, my significant other and I along with our 4 kids had plenty of space. We all enjoyed the split levels for bedrooms. The theater room and pool table were a hit! We enjoyed the hot tub. Very peaceful, we enjoyed coffee on the porch next to the fire pit. Very clean and well maintained. I am extremely impressed with the responsiveness of the owners, any questions, within minutes we had answers. Will definitely stay here again! Thank you for a wonderful stay!
Stayed 7 nights in Sep 2026
Response from Management on 11 October 2026
Thanks so much! We appreciate you staying with us and look forward to having you back.
We were skeptical it was going to be as nice as the pictures showed. But it definitely was! We loved the porch. Enjoying coffee on the swings or the seats. This was the nicest cabin week have ever rented. Will be back in the future
Stayed 7 nights in Aug 2026
Response from VrboOwner on 23 August 2026
This makes us so happy! Thank you for staying with us and for the wonderful review. We look forward to hosting you again.
Overall great experience! Would definitely recommend for family trips, lots to do around the area. The host was very responsive to questions, was very clean on arrival!
Stayed 3 nights in May 2026
Response from VrboOwner on 24 June 2026
Thank you so much for your thoughtful review. We would love to welcome you back in the future.
Had mold in the coffee pots. Mold on the basement shower curtain. Broken glass in the subwoofer cabinet. No porch lights by the basement entrance only ring cameras outsideNo central air, all units were windows or wall inset
Stayed 7 nights in Sep 2026
Response from Management on 26 October 2026
We do wish you’d made any of your concerns known to us when you were staying with us. We’re quick to resolve anything that comes up. We also wanted to correct some facts from your review. We’ve replaced the shower curtains. There are, in fact, floodlights on the driveway and in several spots around the perimeter of the cabin. The subwoofer Plexiglas has been removed, and still functions perfectly. Most importantly, we do have central air. We have supplemented it with 2 “mini-split” units to give guests even more control of their comfort, but the cabin has central air throughout from a brand new unit installed this year.
My Family and I had a great time at the Cabin. Very nice and quiet neighborhood. Easy access to everywhere. If you're looking for good communication and quick answer Sean is the one. From the beginning to the end of my vacation, he always check on us. Make sure that we don't need anything. And also quick to respond to any question that I have.Thank you Sean.
Stayed 5 nights in Jul 2026
Response from VrboOwner on 5 August 2026
Truly appreciate your awesome feedback. Glad you enjoyed your stay!
This cabin was very nice & our host Sean was wonderful....always just a text away! The yard was super level & our five grands loved running around and playing in the grass that Sean was nice enough to have cut for us! The cabin was beautiful & spacious. We all had our own rooms & the grandkids enjoyed the bunk beds & theatre & pool table! Small, quiet neighborhood with nice street to take our evening strolls! Great experience!
Stayed 4 nights in May 2026
Response from VrboOwner on 9 June 2026
Thank you so much for the thoughtful review. We’re so pleased you enjoyed everything.
had an amazing time here! the whole family enjoyed it for sure because they didnt want to go home. only thing that would have been better would have been to able to have my dog with us!!
Stayed 4 nights in Sep 2025
Response from VrboOwner on 31 October 2025
Thank you so much! So pleased that you had such a wonderful time. Hope to host you again soon.
We had a wonderful time! The house was just the right size for our annual family vacation. We loved the location, and the house was clean, beautiful, and equipped with everything we needed.
The property was clean and very roomy! Great place for a multi-family stay. Plenty of things to keep the kids busy at the house, and close to both Pigeon Forge and Gatlinburg.
Stayed 6 nights in Dec 2024
Response from VrboOwner on 21 January 2025
Thank you so much. We are so happy you enjoyed the cabin!
Had issues with the wifi at first and the host immediately sent maintenance over to work on it. Couldn’t have asked for a better trip. Aside from the wifi which was fixed in just a couple hours, our trip was as smooth as can be and so nice. So roomy and perfect for a family or friend vacation. Book this place! You won’t regret it!!
Stayed 3 nights in Nov 2025
Response from VrboOwner on 23 July 2026
Thanks so much. We appreciated you staying with us and hope to host you again.
We had a wonderful time with family. There are three floors which kept everyone separated once it was time to wind down but also brought everyone together with different amenities found on each (the theater was obviously a hit)! The cabin had multiple entrances so those of us with trouble climbing up and down stairs were able to access our rooms without issue - that was an unexpected plus! Sean was incredibly responsive before, during and after our trip and I would highly recommend this property to anyone looking.
This property was delightful, just as advertised. We could not have been happier. Sean and Ashley communicated very well with us prior to, during and upon completion of our stay.
Thanks so much for making this a special weekend for our family! Highly recommend this property!
Stayed 3 nights in May 2022
Response from VrboOwner on 10 December 2022
We’re so happy to have provided you with lodging for your wedding visit! Glad you enjoyed our amenities and hospitality. 😊