Here is the no-nonsense description. What we offer:
1. THE BEST LOCATION IN LONDON
2. BEST VALUE for money in this part of the world-
Please compare what our place looks like to the rest in the area... draw your own conclusions)
2. Comfortable UK Kingsize bed.- One bedroom flat for 32 guests... more at a squeeze.......- you choose!
3.additional sofabed ( 140 cm wide- double Uk) Clean Fresh linen quality linen 4. Modern Bathroom 5. Modern kitchen 6. HOSTING WITH CARE 7.. IT LOOKS LIKE THE PHOTOS ( as of Mid Nov 23)
Facts: Airy , Bright open plan living area with High Ceilings lower ground location, ULTRA SAFE. washing machine, separate dryer, dishwasher, kettle, full cooker. Elegant cutlery, nice utensils etc- The flat has everything We decorate at least twice a year as we use it ourselves.
ADVERSE INFORMATION: 1. It is 40sqm ----- Not 100 sq m not 200 not 300! 2. The bedroom has a Blind and curtain- hence a bit darker - The reason behind it: Travel a lot, Can only sleep when its dark. You can wind them up if you wish 3.No pretentious descriptions here----- what you see is what you get.
Good stuff 1.We will bring and leave outside the door cup cakes and pastries. 2.If you are staying for longer than 1 week we will be provide weekly housekeeping service and fresh linen and towels Weekly 3.. We will make sure that there will be flowers, fruit , toiletries, eggs, milk, mineral water, coffee, teas yoghurts and a bottle of wine ! 4..We will respond as soon as we can to all your needs
( It was bought for our eldest daughter when she was 16 !!! 16 years later All our 3 daughters have lived there at some moment individually )
. Re-available as of the Nov 2023 with a New Look.-
We have lived in London for more than 41 years so, please do not hesitate to ask us for assistance. We will be delighted to help.
Looking forward to hosting you.
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Flexible check-in available (contact host in advance of arrival)
Flexible check-out available (contact host to arrange)
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Children
Children allowed: ages 0–17
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Events
No events allowed
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Pets
Pets allowed
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Smoking
Smoking is not permitted
40 sq m ,small for 4 guests unless you feel otherwise
Important information
You need to know
Extra-person charges may apply and vary depending on property policy
Government-issued photo identification and a credit card, debit card or cash deposit may be required at check-in for incidental charges
Special requests are subject to availability upon check-in and may incur additional charges; special requests cannot be guaranteed
On-site parties or group events are strictly prohibited
Long-term renters welcome
Host has not indicated whether there is a carbon monoxide detector on the property; consider bringing a portable detector with you on the trip
Host has not indicated whether there is a smoke detector on the property
Frequently asked questions
Is " Bijou" in Sloane Square ..the NO Nonsence flat- pet-friendly?
Yes, pets are allowed at this property. Some restrictions may apply, so please contact the property for more details.
How much does it cost to stay at " Bijou" in Sloane Square ..the NO Nonsence flat-?
As of 6 April 2026, prices found for a 1-night stay for 2 adults at " Bijou" in Sloane Square ..the NO Nonsence flat- on 1 December 2026 start from NZ$441, including taxes and fees. This price is based on the lowest nightly price found in the last 24 hours for stays in the next 30 days. Prices are subject to change. Choose your dates for more accurate prices.
Where is " Bijou" in Sloane Square ..the NO Nonsence flat- located?
Located in London City Centre, this apartment building is within a 5-minute walk of King's Road and Sloane Square. Hyde Park and Harrods are also within 1 mile (2 km). Sloane Square Underground Station is 5 minutes by foot and South Kensington Underground Station is 13 minutes.
Reviews
9.2
Wonderful
Reviews are presented in chronological order, subject to a moderation process, and verified unless otherwise labelled.
We had a wonderful stay in the apartment, very accurate to the listing with a brilliant location in the heart of London and walkable to so many major attractions. Thanks for the hospitality with everything going on for you all at this time, we genuinely appreciate it.
Spent 9 nights at Sloane Square and days exploring the city. The close proximity to the district and circle line (and buses) made for easy transit. Plenty of restaurants and shopping in this area too. Accomodations worked well for us. They were clean and comfortable. We even enjoyed having a few meals in the apartment as eating out can become old.
Sloane Square in Chelsea is a very special location. The flat is very nice and functions very well, on a very nice street. So close to all sorts of wonderful shops, restaurants, etc. etc. and a terrific price/value.
What a wonderful flat in the BEST location! We came to London for the ELO concert which was sadly canceled but we made the best of it and did London things for a few days. The 2 minute walk to the Sloane Square Tube gives you access to the entire city but the neighborhood is so great you may just want to stay there! The flat is adorable and the neighborhood is nice and quiet. It’s hard to believe you're in the middle of an enormous city. We will be back, for sure!
The apartment is very stylish and cosy, exactly as described and located within a walking distance to Harrods, Sloane street and kings road. Chloe is a great host , the apartment was very clean and the mattress is very comfy
Will be back soon
Angie B.
Stayed 2 nights in May 2023
Response from VrboOwner on 15 May 2023
Thank you so much. You were a wonderful guest.Looking forward to seeing you.
We found this accommodation to be in a great location to get around with ease - 3 stops on the train to Westminister. Sloane Square is a lovely town with some boutique shopping. The owners were very friendly, accessible and easy to deal with. They were also helpful with suggestions on where to eat and some places to visit. Would definitely recommend this apartment to everyone.
Elaine K.
Stayed 8 nights in Sep 2024
Verified
10/10 Excellent
Inna
22 February 2024
Liked: Cleanliness, amenities, property conditions & facilities, communication
We absolutely loved our stay at the Bijou place. The owners greeted us at the tube station and made sure we were comfortable at the place. The pantry and refrigerator were nicely stocked, and we had food for the first few days, super thoughtful. Mid-week kids received a treat of cupcakes from the owners. Overall, great place, a wonderful location. If I am ever in London, will definitely consider staying there again.
We had a great stay. The area around the apartment is amazing the apartment is great as it says on the description , ideal for 2 people but anymore than that will be tight. Chloe is fantastic and extremely helpful, she prepared all sorts of lists like restaurants,supermarkets and much more.
Looking forward to seeing you next year.
Thank you.
Liked: Cleanliness, amenities, property conditions & facilities, communication
Christian was wonderful. Met us early and spent a lot of time showing us around the flat and acquainting us with the neighborhood. Easy walk to Hyde Park and the Sloan Street underground station. Would come back in a heartbeat
Very safe , fantastic location , and surprisingly high ceilings . I found the apartment to be very clean with a comfortable large bed and nice linen. The fridge was stocked with milk fruit coffee. There were nice shampoos , body wash hand wash. Thank you Chloe you are truly a great host. Will come back again.very pleasant stay.
As advertised, a snug, vest pocket apt that is wonderfully appointed and fully enjoyable. Only surprise was that is under-street level with stairs from street to door. Might be made clear in description.
Lovely flat, that is the perfect size. Great location for ease in getting around London. Great neighborhood feel, Sloan Square is close, Duke of York Square is even closer and great people watching. The flat is warm and welcoming and so are the hosts! It’s beautifully decorated and maintained. Arriving to a stocked fridge and bottle of wine was a wonderful touch after a long, late flight. You won’t be disappointed. We will definitely book again!
This property is located just off Sloan Square which may be the best location in London. It's also a tremendous value. The host is charming and makes sure that every one of your requests is granted. He furnished the flat with fresh flowers, fresh fruit, yogurt, coke, water, and even a candy bar. It is a basement flat, so it's somewhat dark, although it has abundant lighting. It's just hard to beat the price and the location.
We loved our stay in this apartment. It's the first time I've stayed in this part of London and it is now my favourite area. Yes, it's a small basement flat, but it's bright, contemporary and well designed, and had everything we needed. We also found it to be great value for this location. The fresh flowers and fruit were a lovely touch. The owners were helpful and responsive at what was a difficult time for them. When we noticed there was no toaster they very quickly bought a new one and dropped it off for us. Highly recommend.
We stayed at this property for 6 nights. We are a family of three with two adults and one child (11). Our daugter slept on the pull out couch and it was so nice having the separate bedroom space to sleep in as she is an early riser. The location of this property is great and had the personal touches of home to include fresh flowers which were beautiful. It was quiet at night but yet walking distance to great local restaurants and grocery stores and tourist attractions. We walked everywhere to enjoy the city but it is very close to the tube. It was so handy to have a washer/dryer and kitchen which we used daily. It was well equiped and even had some extra staples for us at check in which was so nice! Kris was so welcoming at checkin and gave us so much information about the property and location/recommendations. This was our first trip to England and we felt right at home. Thank you for everything!
I had a wonderful 10 day stay at Kris & Chloe's flat. The location couldn't be better - just steps away from Sloane Square Tube Station as well as numerous excellent restaurants. Be sure to check out Partridge's in Duke of York's Square for terrific prepared foods as well as groceries. The flat itself is spotlessly clean and just the right size for two people. The bed is very comfortable and my traveling companion told me the pull-out bed was great as well. The washer & dryer work quickly, simply & efficiently. The flat was fully stocked with everything anyone could possibly need for a comfortable stay - all sorts of food, towels, kitchen pots / pans / dishes / utensils, soaps, cleaning supplies, etc. Kris is a very welcoming, helpful and communicative host. Trust me, you will not easily find a better "value-for-money-spent" vacation flat anywhere else in London.
The owners cancelled our reservation without any notification to anyone. This left us standing in the street with our luggage struggling to find a place to stay in London on a Saturday at 4 pm at the beginning of the week of the Chelsea Flower Show. With the help of a good Samaritan we wound up at a hotel costing considerably more. Despite any excuse given, this complete absence of consideration resulted in great grief and anxiety and expense, without even an apology or remuneration, beyond a refund of costs by VRBO. So despite all great reviews, if real, these owners cannot be trusted!
Robert G.
Stayed 5 nights in May 2025
Response from VrboOwner on 17 June 2025
That’s not true at all.
Due to a family incident I could not come over. This is the ONLY time in my life with VRBO that I could not meet guests. My phone was stolen . I had left the keys under the mat but Despite the fact that you had the full address , you COULD NOT find the address. I find this impossible to comprehend as of you ask anyone anyone around Sloane Square they would have told you that my place is 2 minutes walk from there. I rushed to come down as soon as I heard of your predicament but you had already gone. I MEET up All my guests and I insist on meeting up with them for over 10 years now. I apologise for any mix up and the inconvenience that it may have caused you but I insist my address is extremely easy to find f
London stay was great but the apartment left a LOT to be desired! There are VERY steep steps to get to this basement apartment. The apartment is small, but that was to be expected...(although I cannot imagine more than 2 people staying... one is best!) I was surprised at the condition of it! They definitely could spend some money on it. The ceiling in the bedroom is caving in. The bathroom is in desperate need of refurbishment. The shower leaks all over the floor. The windows are sealed shut. It is VERY expensive for what you get. Barely enough (small old) towels/linens for one person. The only positive.... The location is second to none!
Susan A.
Stayed 7 nights in Apr 2025
Archival
8/10 Good
Brandy S.
30 June 2017
Small flat in lovely location
The flat is as advertised; small, decorated tastefully, in a fabulous location, and has all the essentials that make our stays with VRBO worthwhile over a hotel (separate bedroom, washing machine/dryer and kitchen). FYI- they have scaffolding around, and are doing renovations on the three buildings to the right of the flat- which would not be an issue except they were banging and doing construction on it beginning around 7 am each day. Minor annoyance, especially for the first couple days trying to adjust to the time change. Overall the stay was lovely, we felt like locals, and enjoyed the flat as our homebase. Easy access to tube, restaurants, shopping. Quiet neighborhood, other than the construction.
Brandy S.
Stayed 9 nights in Jun 2017
Response from VrboOwner on 17 March 2020
Thank you so much .
Apologies about the adjacent properties - we were not informed, It is not building work... but compulsory maintenance- for all period building-, that occurs for each and every building in London ONCE every 10 years--
When our building was refurbished at the beginning of this year, I stopped renting out for the 3 weeks that building maintenance takes place. I apologise but I was not informed. I will keep an eye out for 2027 !!! when the next maintenance is due. I am delighted that you loved the apartment and this fabulous area
Kindest Regards
I can't think of enough superlative adjectives to express our delight with this gem of a flat. It was EXACTLY as described. The pictures did not lie; it looked exactly as we expected it to. In fact, it felt larger than one would think given its compact footprint. Chris and Chloe are remarkable hosts. Chris was there to greet us and left the refrigerator stocked with goodies to get us started. The flat itself was warm and cozy. The bathroom, while small, has the perfect layout and affords plenty of room. There was plenty of hot water and excellent water pressure. The kitchen had everything we needed and the fresh roses were a lovely touch. The bed was perfectly comfortable, as were the pillows. As for the location, we were only a stone's throw from where we lived during our expat assignment in London, so we already had a good handle on the neighborhood. We will happily return and hope the flat will be available the next time we are in London. Thank you!
Sehr geschmackvoll eingerichtetes 2 Zimmer Appartment mitten im Leben in Chelsea. Restaurants und Läden in unmittelbarer Nähe, aber die Wohnung selbst liegt in einer ruhigeren Wohnstrasse. Wir haben zu dritt als Familie dort übernachtet. Das ging prima. Alles nötige inkl. Waschmaschine und Trockner ist in der Wohnung. Das Bett im Schlafzimmer kann mit 2 Personen genutzt werden, ist aber nicht riesig, ich denke 1,4 m. Dazu komnt die Couch im Wohnzimmer, die als Bettcouch ausgeklappt werden kann. Die Vermieter waren sehr nett und hilfsbereit. Wir hatten einen tollen Aufenthalt in der Wohnung.
Verified traveller
Stayed 7 nights in Aug 2023
About the host
Hosted by Chloe , Kris
We have both been in London for 50 years collectively. We Love entertaining, shopping , dining out and this is the place for it. Hosting has enabled us to meet so many guests, from so many afar places and make friends. We have been to their places they have been to ours. Love it..... after all life is too short!
Why they chose this property
It is the MOST GLAMOROUS and Most Cosmopolitan PART of London, It is the SAFEST part of London. Everything is near, everything is here, Every One wishes to be here.
What makes this property unique
Well if NEW YORK_ NEW YORK was so good they call it twice !!!
This place is called " LOCATION-LOCATION-LOCATION" No rolling hills No manicured rolling gardens No swimming pool But............ the BEST( and most expensive ) money can buy per square Footage
You simply buy/rent location and Prestige in all its glory
EVERYTHING IS within a few minutes walk
It is like " MARMITE" !!! You either love the area and all its pomp all ... you hate such a "snob" location! ( How more Honest can I be !!!)