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We are the coolest hosts on the planet! You will love it here!

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A swimming pool with a covered area and lounge chairs.
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An outdoor patio with a table and chairs, a barbecue grill, and a swimming pool.
A living room with a sectional sofa, a coffee table, and a ceiling fan. There is a dining area with a table and chairs in the background.
A room with a door, a window, and a stone pathway.

Reviews

10 out of 10, Loved by Guests
Top 10% of guest reviews in this area
In the heart of the city, this 2-bedroom apartment accommodates 6 guests. It features 1 outdoor pool and offers amenities like games. Enjoy nearby attractions such as Lane Glo Bowling and Richey Suncoast Theater, along with activities like hiking, kayaking, and water sports. The property is pet-friendly.

Highlights

  • Feels like home

    Guests love the warm, welcoming atmosphere.
  • Outdoor pool

    The outdoor pool is a refreshing retreat under the open sky - a rare gem in this area.
2 bedrooms1 bathroomSleeps 6

Popular amenities

  • Private pool
  • Playground on site
  • Washing machine
  • Barbecue
  • Air-conditioning
  • Onsite parking available

Explore the area

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Holiday, FL
  • Place, Lane Glo Bowling
    ‪6 min drive‬
  • Place, Lake Conley
    ‪8 min drive‬
  • Place, Tarpon Springs Sponge Docks
    ‪11 min drive‬
  • Airport, Tampa, FL (TPA-Tampa Intl.)
    ‪46 min drive‬

Rooms & beds

2 bedrooms (sleeps 6)

Bedroom 1

1 Queen Bed

Bedroom 2

1 King Bed

Common area 1

1 Double Futon

1 bathroom

Bathroom 1

Toilet · Shower only

Spaces

Deck or patio
Kitchen
Balcony
Outdoor play area
Garden
Dining area

About this property

We are the coolest hosts on the planet! You will love it here!

Soak up the Florida sun with this cozy in-law suite with an amazing oasis in the back. This is a single family house with an in-law apartment that is on the bottom with 3 private entrances. The pool area is shared with the owners with an option to not share with the owners for an additional $50 per night and has two separate sides of all the complete comforts such as grill, lounges, chairs and tables. The owners are super cool, down to earth mid-life people. Need not worry, you will still have your privacy. In the end 100 times better than what you will get at a Hilton with much needed space and all the fixings for a much smaller price tag.

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House Rules

Check in after 4:00 PM

Minimum age to rent: 21

Check out before 10:00 AM

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Children

Children allowed: ages 0–17

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Events

No events allowed

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Pets

Pets allowed: dogs and cats (limit 2 total)

$100 pet fee for additional cleaning

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Smoking

Smoking is not permitted

Check-out instructions

The host requires you to complete the following before checking out:

Strip any used beds

Turn off the lights

Leave keys on counter

Shut down AC

Failure to complete these may result in a negative review from the host.

NO SMOKING Of ANY KIND INSIDE! There is a patio set in the back outside where smoking is allowed. There will be a $500 fumigation charge.

Use of Pool - Must sign waiver before using pool. Pool is open 24/7, just need to be respectful of neighbors. No loud noises/music after 10pm.

Important information

You need to know

Property # 2873221vb
Extra-person charges may apply and vary depending on property policy
Government-issued photo identification and a credit card, debit card or cash deposit may be required at check-in for incidental charges
Special requests are subject to availability upon check-in and may incur additional charges; special requests cannot be guaranteed
On-site parties or group events are strictly prohibited
Host has indicated that there are no carbon monoxide detectors or gas appliances on the property
Host has indicated that there is a smoke detector on the property
Safety features at this property include a fire extinguisher and a deadlock

About the area

Holiday

Located in Holiday, this apartment is in the city centre and near the beach. Lane Glo Bowling and St Nicholas Boat Line are local attractions and those in the mood for shopping can visit Spongeoramas Sponge Factory and Tarpon Springs Sponge Docks. Travelling with kids? Consider Tarpon Springs Aquarium and Tarpon Springs Performing Arts Center. Discover the area's water adventures with jet skiing and kayaking nearby, or enjoy the great outdoors with hiking/biking trails and mountain biking.
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Holiday, FL

What's nearby

  • Lane Glo Bowling - 6 min drive - 3.8 km
  • Lake Conley - 8 min drive - 6.1 km
  • Richey Suncoast Theater - 11 min drive - 6.6 km
  • Anclote River Park - 11 min drive - 11.1 km
  • Tarpon Springs Sponge Docks - 11 min drive - 9.9 km

Getting around

  • Tampa, FL (TPA-Tampa Intl.) - 41 min drive

Restaurants

  • ‪Dairy Queen - ‬5 min drive
  • ‪7-Eleven - ‬6 min drive
  • ‪Broken Yolk - ‬19 min walk
  • ‪Danny's Bar & Grill - ‬14 min walk
  • ‪Thunder Tavern - ‬4 min drive

Frequently asked questions

Does We are the coolest hosts on the planet! You will love it here! have a pool?

Yes, this property has an outdoor pool.

How much does it cost to stay at We are the coolest hosts on the planet! You will love it here! ?

As of 13 September 2026, prices found for a 1-night stay for 2 adults at We are the coolest hosts on the planet! You will love it here! on 10 May 2027 start from NZ$915, including taxes and fees. This price is based on the lowest nightly price found in the last 24 hours for stays in the next 30 days. Prices are subject to change. Choose your dates for more accurate prices.

Is We are the coolest hosts on the planet! You will love it here! pet-friendly?

Yes, this property allows cats and dogs (limit 2 total).

How much is parking at We are the coolest hosts on the planet! You will love it here! ?

On-site parking is available at the property.

What time is check-in at We are the coolest hosts on the planet! You will love it here! ?

Check-in begins at 4:00 PM.

What time is check-out at We are the coolest hosts on the planet! You will love it here! ?

Checkout is at 10:00 AM.

Where is We are the coolest hosts on the planet! You will love it here! located?

This family-friendly Holiday apartment building is located near the beach, 2.4 mi (3.9 km) from Lane Glo Bowling, and within 6 mi (10 km) of St Nicholas Boat Line and Tarpon Springs Aquarium. Tarpon Springs Performing Arts Center and Anclote River Park are also within 6 miles (10 km).

About the host

Hosted by Andrew Guertin

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My name is Andrew and I live on the property with my Wife Nichole, making it easy to communicate. My beautiful home is a total of 5200 sq ft and 1300 of it is the in-law suite, completely separate from the rest of the house.
We are onsite just upstairs. We are always available with help on questions and needs.
We are also Superhosts on Airbnb.

Why they chose this property

Beautifully maintained 1,300 square feet of spacious living! 2 huge bedrooms with a large open concept living, kitchen, dining, pantry and living room. Private entrance and closed in backyard with a pool to enjoy those tasty drinks! This home is beautiful! The pool is shared with the owner but if you choose to have it all to yourself, there is a $75 per night charge for that privacy.

What makes this property unique

There is a private washer and dryer and patio furniture set on property. Blazing fast 500 MB download speeds for WiFi internet.
We have three flat screen TV's with internet access. We've cut the cord on cable and we now stream. Each TV has a streaming Firestick. Just log into your favorite streaming service to enjoy. Pets are welcomed to stay for a $100 non-refundable pet fee.

Languages:

English

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